Fore! The Masters has begun! Enjoy!

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Online headline: “Rep. Jackson Lee ripped after defending her moon gaffe and blaming it on GOP: ‘Vote better people’” -- You know, when Dem Sheila Jackson Lee first stated the moon was full of gas, we should have parsed that a little longer to consider her angle... Now that I think about it, she was right if she was talking about her "moon" to intelligence... yes, her "moon" is full of gas.

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You know, this is a rare Presidential election, not since Grover Cleveland have we had an incumbent running against a former president...The funniest thing is that Biden is running on now being "for" the same things Trump was doing at the border when he was President and Biden ran against them!

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Online headline: “Kamala Harris agrees 2024 could 'genuinely' be the 'last democratic election'” -- Gotta change Harris's name.. from "Chuckles" to "Cackles"! Obviously, in her mind, if the majority of people thinks...KNOWS... she is wrong for America, and she and Biden get less votes, then they should still win because less than 50% is the majority in her opinion.

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Online headline: “NPR scandal: Whistleblower scolding outlet’s liberal slant puts spotlight on organization's federal funding” -- NPR... does not stand for National Public Radio as it wants us to believe... a better assessment is "Never Promoting Republicans".

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From the "What country is Washington State in" - Online story: "Members of a regional women’s country line dance team were reportedly kicked out of a Seattle dance convention after organizers claimed their American flag-themed shirts made some attendees feel "triggered and unsafe." -- Good grief! If a symbol of America is not acceptable in the state of Washington, then we should remove Washington's star from our American flag!

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Online headline: "State Department mandates support for DEI ideology as prerequisite for promotions: 'You are judged'" -- Good grief! The Supreme Court, years ago, ruled that "affirmative action" was open racism and not allowed under our Constitution! The Supreme Court needs to ride herd on the White House to make Biden comply with our Constitution as he promised to do when he was sworn in..

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Hearing how Golden Park is basically being stripped down to it's superstructure then being refurbished brings up the question, "Why wasn't the Columbus, GA Government Center Building project done this way, too?" Think about it... gutting the insides and reworking the plumbing, electrical, and HV/AC systems CORRECTLY would probably been cheaper and faster. Guess the Mayor Skippy wanted his name to be on the Wall Plaque in the lobby of a new building.

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Online headline: “ Selective demolition underway at (Columbus, GA’s) Golden Park, preparing for the return of minor league baseball” -- "Selective demolition"? Sounds like all the money we spent on the buildings for an Olympic Softball facility in the 90s are being torn down. I think it's time to file a "cease & desist" court order on the demolition until all the backroom subterfuge engineered by Mayor Skippie the Phew becomes aired... starting with the probably illegal backdoor dodge of getting 2/3rds of Columbus voters to approve the use of the property!

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Online headline: “Augusta National chairman Fred Ridley dismisses calls for a women's professional event at the home of the Masters because of course's limited schedule: 'We're not open in the summer“ – Hmmm… would somebody please inform the LPGA that Augusta National's "Masters" is not... IS NOT.. a PGA event! There's no way spectators could buy sandwiches for $1.50 or non-alcoholic beverages for $2.00 if it was a PGA event.

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Online headline: “Hamas says it does not have 40 Israeli hostages to trade in cease-fire deal” --Hmmm...so HamASS now says it doesn't have 40 live Israeli hostages (of the 133 unaccounted for) promised for a "cease fire deal" to continue.. Amazingly, this article (in the Democrat's propaganda tool, "The Hill", doesn't mention the 6 American hostages at all.. Guess there's no hope left for them. Go ISRAEL, Whip HamASS! Oh! Go Joe... Just GO Away!

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Online headline: “Biden says he’s considering Australia’s request to drop prosecution of Wikileaks founder Assange” – Hmmm…. so, Resident Biden is considering to drop charges against Julian ASSange for publishing "a tribe of American classified documents" about 15 years ago...Hmmm.. you know, 15 years ago, Resident Biden was then "Bleep Veep Biden", and had a bigger "trove" of classified American documents stashed away at his home (and other places). Hmmm.. maybe we should consider Biden as the SOURCE of the documents ASSange illegally published, and some sort of "mutual immunity" is being worked out...

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You know, if Biden is going to cancel student loans, I want the tuition I paid for my 3 daughters returned to us!

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Another thought, if Biden won't return the tuition I paid for my daughters, then I want to start claiming students with cancelled loans for personal deductions!

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One more thought.... If Biden is gonna cancel all those student loans, then the IRS better make them declare it as income revenue!

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Online headline: “Venezuelan migrants attack police while robbing NYC Target” -- All illegal aliens from Venezuela should be airlifted back and parachuted back into Venezuela!

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Online headline: “Olympic 'Blade Runner' Oscar Pistorius who shot girlfriend struggles to find job after prison time” – Hmmm.. maybe he should have stayed in jail.. and kept a cooking job/career!

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Online headline: “Texas Dem suggests Black people shouldn't pay taxes as form of reparations: 'Puts money back in your pocket” -- Whoa! And if that ever passed, every White and Hispanic American would declare themselves "Black" within minutes!

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From the “Leaves no doubt!” department – Online headline: “'Elect me, I'm in the 20th century,' Biden tells Arizona voters upset over abortion ruling” – No other explanation needed…