Monday, June 8, 2026

Remember past Supreme Court  nominee vetting hearings and misogynistic charges DemoKrats and MSM threw at Republican politicians' past indiscretions? Now we have Maine  DemoKrat candidate Graham Platner's charges by his wife and multiple other women.... Hmmm ..what happened to the DemoKrat/MSM MANTRA of "BELIEVE ALL WOMEN"! Hmmm.again.. maybe this is why today's  DemoKrat's  feign  ignorance about defining 'what a woman is"....

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Online "headLIE": "Alabama wins the redistricting war, Doug Jones thinks Alabama has joined the Confederacy" --  Good grief! It's not the conservative movement that's stuck in the past, it's the DemoKrats DEMANDING segregated living, voting, education conditions and a Communist government.

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Online headline: “CNN panel erupts over Trump's $13M Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool renovation after DOGE-era cuts” --  Wow! So….spending $13 million on an iconic Washington facility "rankles" MSM, but they whistle, roll eyes, and fiddle with their thumbs in silence at the BILLIONS in fraud losses being uncovered in Minnesota, New York, Illinois, and California.

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From the "Gomer Pyle: SURPRISE, SURPRISE, SURPRISE.... NOT" department - The Southern Poverty Law Center has filed slander/libel lawsuits against the DOJ because their strategy of funding hate groups in order give credibility to the SPLC's ongoing existence has been exposed!

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Online headline: "Mamdani wants New Yorkers to hate success. * That should scare every last one of us" -- But in reality, Mamdani wants Communism to succeed... of course.. Communism succeeding is not SUCCESS for New York.

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Online headline: "Chicago Bears move forward with stadium relocation to Indiana" -- Can't wait to see the Shicago mid-terms and next Council/Mayor elections!

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Online headline: "Chris Robinson, Bruce Springsteen face backlash as 'Americans have had enough' of being lectured" --  Hmmm...but what Sprungstink didn't say was that he's talking about Central & South Americans, not US American citizens...

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Online headline: "California Congressman Salud Carbajal calls Trump ‘a dangerous moron’ at San Luis Obispo County Town Hall meeting" -- Hmm... you know, that's probably the mildest description any DemoKrat has described Trump... usually they call him a Nazi, a Hitler, or a pedophile... This Congressman was obviously addressing the intelligence of his constituency.. 

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Seriously....does the new law in New York mean Hallmark will have to print up "Happy Non-Gestating Parent Day" cards for this upcoming celebration of Fathers?

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Online headline: "“Unacceptable”: Mayor Zohran Mamdani Breaks Silence After Attack on NYPD Officer Outside MSG During NBA Finals" --  Hmmm... bet Mamdani really meant he was upset the police officer defended himself .

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Like Donald Trump, GA Governor candidate Rick Jackson is an excellent example of why good, successful, conservative private businesspersons do not often put their names on ballots to run for public office...Career politicians, especially DemoKrats,  hate for outsiders to challenge their realm, so they take aim at destroying their reputations as viciously as fast as they can. 

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Online headline: "Florida woman mauled to death by dogs that had allegedly terrorized neighborhood, owner charged in killing" --  As tragic and despicable as such a death is, we can be glad this didn't be happen in Columbus GA! Our "City animal control department" is run by "Paws Humane" which has a "NO KILL" policy which is basically a "SANCTUARY CITY"  for criminal dogs and their owners.

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Online headline: "Hunter Biden could mount a successful White House bid given recent Democrat picks: Trump" --  Peter Doocy should be fired for even implying that Trump was seriously confirming. Hunter Biden cud actually a DemoKrat contender for anything!

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Online headline: "Umpire's controversial overturn nearly cost Georgia Game 1 Super Regional victory" --  That was Not a controversial call! The rule stated a batter MUST make an attempt to avoid being hit by a pitch...and it's there because of a-hole coaches who instruct batters to do it in order to get on base. I umpired/coached LL baseball for 30 years and such a-hole coaches existed at that level as well..I even actually overheard one coach tell his next batter to do so...I called "time out", went to the coach, pull him aside and told him that if ANY of his batters got hit by a pitch, my scrutiny would be whether the batter made an exemplary effort to avoid such, and if I called the batter "out", I would come to the dugout and EJECT said coach from the game and complex, and report him to 'the Board'! 

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With discussion and action on a bill to stop the "school zone speed trap cameras" extortion of GA .. and specifically, Columbus GA citizens..... becoming "Sine Die" at the end of both the 2025 & 2026  GA legislative sessions, I think a full exposure of donations ..and connections... between Redspeed Camera Company and GA politicians and/or PACs needs to be EXPOSED & DISCLOSED immediately!

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Online headline: "Nithya Raman Nearly Tied With Spencer Pratt as Mayor Vote Count Becomes ‘Hills’-level Drama" --  It's funny...even suspect (as it should be) that no mention of how many more votes Bass got in the report about Raman getting that huge boost of votes closing the gap between Raman and Pratt... hmmm .. wonder if any Fulton County GA DemoKrat vote counters delivered those 100s of thousand "new" ballots?

 
Update: as more votes were opened Raman passed Pratt for second at this time.

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I truly believe President Trump is waiting for all the DemoKrat Primaries to end with DemoKrats nominating their wackiest candidates .. then.... THEN ....announce the shutdown of Iran, the end of oil shortages, the huge drop in gasoline costs, resulting as a huge surge in Republican cand. idate wins  in the mid-term elections.

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My reminder that Columbus GA Mayor Skippy the POOPOO has, basically, an IRS questionably legal "$1,500,000.00 slush fund" (The Crime Prevention: fund) he  distributes to NGO organization "programs" that purported "keep at risk teens'" off the streets.  Obviously, it has a lot of 'programs' not doing the job, has become the "talk of the town"! That Committee needs to be shut down, and that $1.5 Million put to use hiring 30 (at $50K) or so new police officers that can curtail what's going on in UPtown Columbus GA.

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Wow! Rachel Maddie and Pete Buttigieg are leading the DemoKrats' next. "No King" protests... How fitting ... Between the two, Maddow has a "one day a week job" and  Buttigieg has become an alternating "stay at home mom" with his "husband" since Trump returned to the Oval Office .

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Online headline: "Rioters rampage through Brussels smashing windows and setting fires as they clash with cops in street battles" --  Hmmm .....wanna bet whether the"protesters" were natural Belgium born and bred, or non-permanent immigrants funded by Soros et al?

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Online headline: "US Judge Strikes Down Trump Policies Targeting Immigrants From 39 Countries" --  What BS! Of course as President/Commander-in-Chief, Trump can shut down the immigration process in order to protect America's citizens and interests! 


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Talk about “button-busting” events! This weekend, my 8 year-old grandson ripped a line-drive over the centerfielder’s head that one-hopped to the fence! As if that wasn’t enough, the bases were LOADED and he had an inside-the-park GRAND SLAM!

Friday, June 5, 2026

Online headline: "Columbus police address weekend enforcement in Uptown " --  Hmmm... so these teen crowds that have been creating unwanted issues in Uptown...Now Columbus GA's  Council wants to have discussions about what can be done to keep them busy... .....EXCUSE ME...but don't Columbus taxpayers already fund upwards of $1.5 MILLION to a "Crime Prevention Committee" which grants our money to groups that claim to be doing just that...WE NEED AN OUTSIDE AUDIT TO FIND OUT WHAT OUR MONEY IS BEING SPENT (wasted?) ON!

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WTVM-TV9 online headline: "Muscogee County/Columbus GA school board proposes 2.07 percent property tax increase" -- You know, I could accept this quietly... maybe even JOYOUSLY... if.... IF we knew the school system had raised the reading competency and math test scores.

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Online headline: "Rev. Sharpton slams Supreme Court: 'They are determined to break up the Civil Rights Act" --  Good grief! The only thing Al Sharlatan is concerned about is how much less guilt money he can personally extort from "Corporate donations" to HIS ORGANIZATION just to shut him up!

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Really wanna get to the root of California's fraud issue? Well, California just passed a bill making it against the law for for journalists and other citizens to inestigate or uncover tax dollar fraud. Well, California DemoKrats also  send  43 Representatives to Washington DC which pretty much controls federal investigations as well.

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Online headline: “Congressional Black Caucus vows to block college sports reform over Southern states' redistricting” – Hey this not just Hakeem Jeffries ranting…  this the DemoKrat-only CBC wanting to cripple stellar Black athletes from career enhancing choices….think about how many times SEC teams make up 50-60% of the top Division 1 College Football teams!

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Burt Jones has another  problem... He's been running an ad about how Governor Kemp wants him to the new governor, but Rick Jackson is running an ad WITH Governor Kemp in it,  with Kemp  him talking about how much he favors Jackson..

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Another thought about those damn "car sensors"......we don't need'em, and they are going to malfunction at sometime, so... how about a single switch that allows the owner to shut all the sensor lights off!

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Online "headLIE": "‘This Is a Fight for Power’: Stacey Abrams Says Efforts to Weaken Black Political Influence Are Spreading" -- Hey. tis now and will be forever.. "one American, one vote".. well. it should be, but where Abrams is really worried is that a lot Black Americans are tired of being used as voting pawns!

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We hear about upset parents et al when it's about trannies going into girls' bathrooms, but as a grandparent, I'm equally concerned about the thoughts of a tranny being in a boy's bathroom with  any of my grandsons.  Put some in Port-a-potties placed around designated protest areas.

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Wane Hailes is back in his own PEW trying to influence voters to vote for his choices, but when the best he can offer for Penny Brown Reynolds as GA’s next Secretary of State, and his best lead comments are “Judge Penny Brown Reynolds, a Biden administration appointee and former Fulton County state judge who also settled family disputes on TV”, every early voter needs to request an exchange ballot for the one they sent after listening to Hailes. I’m sure Hailes considers Dr Jill Biden “the wife, Mother, and Grandmother of the Year” with his logic!

Thursday, June 4, 2026

Online headline: Hunter Biden Blasts CNN's Jake Tapper for 'Attacking' Stepmom Jill Biden — While Avoiding Criticizing Trump Family Members” – Well… the shoe is now.. finally… on the other foot! For the previous 9 years, MSM ignored the Bidens.. and and even blamed the Bidens crap ON the Trumps

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Online headline/story: “Secret Signal chats reveal how anti-ICE agitators coordinated Newark riots * According to Fox News Digital's analysis, the network behind the Delaney Hall protests includes about 100 groups, some of them big names like the ACLU, Indivisible and Democratic Socialists of America. Together, these organizations report collective annual revenues of about $825 million, approximately equal to the annual budget of Newark. The groups didn't respond to requests for comment. * About 70 of the groups have received special designations as charities by the IRS, have status as regular 501(c)(3) and 501(c)(4) nonprofits, as well as labor union 501(c)(5) and 501(c)(6) nonprofits, enjoying tax-deductible donations and certain tax-free benefits.” deduction. BUT’ the 501(c)(4) gives political donors an opportunity to donate to them, and they, in turn, donate to candidates and the political donor gets to deduct it from their taxes…this needs …HAS…to be stopped!

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Online headline: "Venezuelan gang members who entered US illegally plead guilty to gunning down two unarmed Americans" -- Good grief! Illegal aliens have become so used to being in sanctuary cities and state, they'll plead guilty knowing nothings going to happen to them!

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Online headline: ""He's never done that": Jeffries stuns colleagues by withholding Wasserman Schultz endorsement " -- Hmm... Guess Hakeem Jeffries .. and the CBC ... aren't endorsing Women, Jews, or Whites this go around! So much for the DemoKrats being a party of inclusion...

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Online headline: "Boston Mayor Michelle Wu's Trans Period Pride event canceled after receiving widespread backlash for pushing menstruation products for men" --  Hmmm...sorta makes you wonder if Mayor Wu ever has ever actually  needed menstruation supplies for 'herself'....

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Online headline: "Iran's Attacks on 20 U.S. Bases Damaged 228 Targets, Aircraft Losses Top $2.6 Billion" --  You know, MSM is more concerned at these losses than it ever was about the hundreds-of-BILLIONS  in military equipment and weapons  during the debacle pull out from Afghanistan.. and  don't get me started on the 13 American military personnel lost to a suicide bomber...

Wednesday, June 3, 2026

Online story: “A man held 10 people hostage inside a California office building before the FBI shot and killed him early Wednesday, bringing the more than 15-hour standoff to an end, police said. * The hostages were found unharmed inside the downtown Bakersfield building that houses a bank and a school district office, the Bakersfield Police Department said in a statement. * Anthony Scott Searles-Harris, 41, was shot and killed around 4:20 a.m., according to Sid Patel, of the FBI's Sacramento field office. Patel said the suspect has a history of violence and is a registered sex offender.” -- Hmmmm ...nice to see  the FBI is teaching marksman accuracy again...

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WTVM-TV9 online headline: "2 recovering after late-night Columbus GA shooting" --  Well....take your pick... drugs, gang, or both...

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I'm fed up with car sensors! We don't need'em, and while they are sorta built into the cost of our cars, it costs a small fortune to replace them when they malfunction....especially if your warranty has passed or it's not a manufacturers' recall... I'm going to insist the dealer give me a written warranty that he will pay for all sensor replacements after the warranty expires... or I'm not buying a vehicle from him/her now or in the future...

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Looks like a Knicks vs Spurs NBA FINALS begins tonight.. In 1976, I attended a Knicks-Spurs game at Madison Square Gardens... It was my first (and, poetically, my last) trip to the NEW MSG.. I arrived in In NYC early, checked into my hotel.. the Statler-Hilton.. and noticed a sign across the street at "the Gardens" ... It read: " Tonight..Knicks vs Spurs". This was the Knicks Bill Bradley's last year,  and the rookie year for George "Iceman" Gervin of the Spurs.. Paid $14.00 for a mid-section seat, and watched two pro teams  "laze" it for 3 quarters before finally playing basketball in the 4th.. Knicks won, but it was a disappointing show of the talent on the court.

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Wow! It looks like this November, Californians will have an opportunity to actually vote "FOR" a Republican candidate for Governor and a Republican Mayor of LA.... Wil wonders never cease?

Oh.. did you notice the election results by Districts in California?  Only 15 of 53 voted for the DemoKrat gubernatorial candidates…and all but 2 of those were on the Pacific Coast areas.

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Online headline: "Map Shows Upcoming ‘No Kings’ Anti-Trump Protests This Month" --  Wow! Yet one frontline  federal Judge can brake  an initiative of President Trump...  hmmmm... doesn't sound like we have a "King" in the White House...

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Don’t you find it rather comical… or weird… that Courier ECO Latino publisher, Wane Hailes (while wallowing in his PEW)  feels  Columbus GA should support  “former Atlanta Mayor and White House adviser (sic) Keisha Lance Bottoms for governor “ ? What he’s not mentioning is that Bottoms decided NOT to run for re-election for a second term because she screwed up her first term so badly, and that being an advisor for Resident Biden was purely a joke…

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WTVM-TV9 online headline: "Pinnacle details Columbus GA hub expansion after Synovus merger" -- Hmmm... Just curious, but where will the employees park?

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Uptown Columbus GA is not concerned about curfews for teens so they will stay home… the concern is that adult customers of Uptown restaurants and night clubs don’t want  to worry about being accosted by large groups of teens… that and finding a parking space…

Tuesday, June 2, 2026

Hmmm...McDonalds feels adding more automation will bring back more customers, but that's not what customers "feel".. While bringing "faster service" back to "Fast Food" would help, but for McDonalds... all "fast food" businesses for that matter... making their burgers bigger again would be the key to get customers back.. I just bought a "Quarter Pounder" last week in Atlanta, what I got looked more like their burger served in Kiddie Meals 25 years ago.


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NJ Governor Mikie Sherrill now says the violence at the ICE Detention Center was caused by outside agitators  .. people who, without being asked,  flooded into NJ  to cause trouble. Hmmm... Wait a minute.... Isn't that the same reason why ICE is in NJ.... getting out-of-country outsiders out of NJ ..and America?

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Online headline: "Sunny Hostin supports Graham Platner despite calling him 'a liar, a racist, an antisemite" -- Wow! Like most of the cast of "The View", Sunny Hostin has terminal "Trump Derangement Syndrome"! It's pathetic that anyone would vote for a candidate of one party because the voter hates the President in the other party.

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Online Courier ECO Latino headline/story: “Pandering, Posturing, and the Power of the Perfect Picture * Pandering occurs when politicians tell specific groups exactly what they want to hear, regardless of whether those promises align with reality, sound public policy, or even the candidate's own beliefs. The goal is simple: secure votes and public approval. *  Posturing, on the other hand, is political theater. It involves adopting dramatic positions, staging symbolic events, or projecting exaggerated confidence to create the appearance of strength, expertise, or leadership. The objective is not necessarily to solve problems but to shape perceptions.” – Hmmmm ….Perfect words from a perfect example;  Wane Hailes,  a man who promotes  himself spewing “PEW from a pew”... he just described the entire DemoKrat Agenda in two short paragraphs.

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It's a joke when lawyers and celebrities/political activists stand in front of a microphone ranting that prisoners/detainees at ICE Detention Centers are complaining about the food they get... Name me one incarcerated person in any jail who has ever complimented prison food.... 

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Obviously, Resident Joe Biden had dementia, but Dr Jill Biden is now the one revealing how much MORE demented she was and is.

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Online headline: "Norway becomes ninth country to sign up for French nuclear deterrence as trust in US falters" --  Amazing! France wouldn't even BE France anymore if the US hadn't saved its arse in both WWI & WWII! Maybe Norway and the other 8 countries should review their history records...

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Online headlines: First: “Stacey Abrams endorses Dana Barrett for Georgia secretary of state” . and Second: A Wane Hailes endorsement headline:  “Brown Reynolds Enters June 16 Runoff With Strong Muscogee County Support, Warnock Endorsement” --  Hmm the first question to ask is whether Barrett or Brown Reynolds actually wanted ANY of those endorsements…

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Wane Hailes of the Courier ECO Latino has issues with his endorsements…they make many people start looking at othe candidates.. Take Columbus GA Council Post 7 runoff.. Hailes is all on Zajac, who has no practical business sense that would give taxpayers and businesses any confidence… she fronts for an NGO and basically begs for money rather than thinking of projects and ideas hat would EARN such money…On the other hand, Hailes DETESTS Laketha  Ashe… primarily because current  Councilors Tucker and Crabb feel Ashe would be a better fit…I like the positive thinking of Toyia Tucker and Charmaine Crabb!

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Online headline: "TRACK TROUBLE: Locals call for repairs to Lakebottom Park track" --  And who was the City Manager 9 of the past 10 years... oh .. "I-see-a-nothing" Hugley...yeah.. talk about a candidate with a "bad TRACK record", Hugley is on top of the world! (Oh… and Hailes endorse  “I-see-a-nothing”  as well… and preferred  Teddy Reese over Ed Haribison, Jr.…..not a good record in my book!

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Online headline: "Biden’s posh vacation enclave roiled as church axes July 4 tradition over ‘whiteness’ debate: ‘Spewing lies" --  It's time to take back New England, the West Coast, and Washington, D.C. and convert them all to US Constitution followers!

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Online headline: "Columbus: Muscogee County | The Envy of The South" --  I remember a time "this" (envy of the South) was true... but we're about to lose that .. Columbus is so close to becoming a BLUE city which will knock us off the pedestal. Columbus is about to have its first liberal controlled Government, and our county is almost completely represented  in Georgia and Washington DC legislatures by DemoKrats... 

Monday, June 1, 2026

 Attn: Daily Blogs will be later this week as it is Vacation Bible School at my church, and it's a priority.


Online headline: "Even Though She Gave Billions To HBCUs, MacKenzie Scott Was Left Off The Chronicle Of Philanthropy's Top Donor List" -- Hmmm... Jeff Bezos' ex-wife gave over a BILLION Dollars to the HBCUs... guess the HBCUs didn't think her money was Black enough!


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Online headline: "What the Columbus mayoral runoff election candidates say about the city manager nominee" --  Hmm... Listening to Hugley do the "Hugley Hustle" about Begley really raises one's eyebrow about what his experience as City Manager would bring...

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Online headline: "Opinion: Facing a threat to their privilege, Democrats call on Black men to sacrifice their careers" -- Jeffies says "NO SEC Football for Blacks...well in FL, SC, GA, AL, KY, TN, LA, MS, AND TEXAS... HMMM...looks like Jeffries ain't much up on his facts.. Missouri, Oklahoma, and Arkansas are SEC states as well.

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Online headline: "Men are marrying 13-year-old Gaza girls left in desperation and living in tents" --  HEADLIE! Real men don't marry 13 year olds... and there's something wrong about a mother selling off her children.

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Online headline: "Dem NJ lawmakers gripe about the 'economic violence' of not being paid to stay home from work when menstruating" --  Hmmm... Free menstrual products for women? Guess NJ DemoKrats can now define  what a woman is ...hmmm ... Now, do trannies qualify as well? Oh, in the interest of equality, what'd men get free?

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Online headline: "Trans-identifying cyclist wins two Oregon women’s races by combined 48 minutes under OBRA rules" -- Hmmm...don't even try to think that those spandex bike pants didn't reveal the "she-it's" gender..

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Online headline: "Jill Biden on Hunter pardon: "We just could not let our son go to jail" -- How outa-touch can DemoKrats get! No mother wants to see her son sent to jail, but unlike millions of other mothers, she could stop it...One law for her and another for the other mothers...

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Online headline: "Chaos erupts in Paris as cars ablaze & flares set off with riot cops arresting 79 after Champions League final" --hmmm...bet those mob rioters can't wait to get to LA & NYC... PLENTY to "protest" but no police response.

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Online headline: "Nick Shirley blasts California lawmakers for what some have dubbed the ‘Stop Nick Shirley Act" --  This is a direct affront to our First Amendment! It's bad enough that MSM will air/ publish intentional untruths but to make doing so to the TRUTH as  a crime is horrid!

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You know, living on the dependence of government handouts is not freedom.... It's….basically….. slavery.

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Online headline: "Anti-ICE demonstrations at Newark's Delaney Hall enter 9th day as New Jersey state police take over" --  Whatta Joke! And I'm talking about the NJ Governor! If she wants the protesters to turndown the heat, then have her police officers "throw'em in the COOLER!"

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Online headline: "City Council discusses proposed curfew for Uptown Columbus GA" --  hmmm ...sorta contradictory to previous crime decrease announcements we've been getting from certain Columbus GA officials...

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What's happened to Braves  Catcher Sean Murphy? He was on the Injured List, but Friday night he wasn't on the roster, the injured list or the AAA Stripers ..... something smells!

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Spencer Pratt may have made a critical campaign miscalculation ... He was on Gutfeld Thursday night and stated his campaign was based on "common sense"...Well .. I'm not sure any California. ..any other Blue  State for that matter... has elected a governor , Senator, Congressperson nor President based on "common sense"!


Friday, May 29, 2026

Did you see the Bezos Rocket launch pad explosion yesterday? I just crossed my bucket list  "space flight" off.

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The Obamas are talking excitedly  about the opening of his Presidential Library in June, you know...I've seen prisons with more windows than the soon-to-be-opened Shicago Obama Center.


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I just noticed something ....in 2000, Columbus GA was split about 50/50 between  Congressional Districts  2 & 3. Today, District 2 has about 90% of Columbus, and District 3 has about 10% isolated in the NW corer of Columbus, GA.....No wonder the GA Republican Party pretty much ignores Columbus..

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Online headline: “Tim Walz pardons illegal alien convicted of armed robbery before ICE deportation to Laos * Walz inaccurately called Jai Vang a 'citizen' and said he could find no reason Minnesota would be safer with his removal” – How can states do this without losing their status as one of our 50?

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Online headline: "Minnesota pair bilked $21 million in state funds meant for autism services: feds" --  Hmmm...Why do the words "Minnesota, Fraud, DemoKrats, and Walz" seem to always be connected?


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Online headline: "NYC Mayor Mamdani will not attend Israel Day Parade" --  Hmmm...and the Jewish community supports the DemoKrat Party why?

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Online headline: "Liberal CNN anchor lashes out at Democrats' deceit after Jill Biden's admission about Joe's debate showing" --  If she had only reported what she heard with her own ears and she observed with her own eyes, she could look in the mirror and actually see a journalist!

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Did I miss it? Even though the "dedication" didn't occur until September of 1926, the Columbus GA High School main building on Cherokee Ave was  built in 1926..... That makes this the 100th Anniversary ....aren't 100ths worthy of celebrating?

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WTVM-TM9 online headline: "Columbus GA leaders consider 9 p.m. curfew for teens in Uptown" -- Hmmm ... with what's been going on that rivals gang activity in bigger cities FINALLY being as happening here!

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Online headline: "Samuel L. Jackson gives monotone endorsement of Karen Bass — as she pulls Hollywood favors to fight off surging Spencer Pratt" --  Guess Samuel L. Jackson needs a new name...how about "Capital CLONE"!