From the "shades of "Where's Willy Horton?" department - Online headline/story: "Minnesota man freed by Kamala Harris-supported bail fund now charged with murder * A bail fund once backed by Vice President Kamala Harris helped free an alleged domestic abuser who is now accused of murder. * George Howard, 48, allegedly became involved in a road rage altercation on an Interstate 94 entrance ramp before he shot.... and KILLED.. another driver, according to Minneapolis police – weeks after bailing out on domestic assault charges." -- Remember "Where's Willy"? Willy Horton was a Massachusetts' convicted murderer serving a LIFE TERM who was let out under a Governor Dukakis backed "weekend furlough" program... and who didn't go back... Horton was caught a couple of years later after a brutal robbery/rape rime of an engaged Boston couple...

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Looks like JoKKKe Biden has dodged a bullet....actually 2 bullets... and doesn't have to suffer the indignation of breaking breaking more promises.. first, the Supreme Court said Biden breaking Trump's policy about illegal aliens being returned to Mexico to await processing didn't fly, so America wins.. secondly, had Biden been successful at "packing the court" , then Biden woulda had the expanded Court agree with him, and those illegal aliens would still be pouring in. Looks like JoKKKe Biden has backed safely into his basement again.

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Online headline/story: "Taliban form all-male Afghan government of old guard members * Appointed to the key post of interior minister was Sirajuddin Haqqani, who is on the FBI’s most-wanted list with a $5 million bounty on his head and is believed to still be holding at least one American hostage. He headed the feared Haqqani network that is blamed for many deadly attacks and kidnappings." -- Hmmm... sounds like a perfect fit for the Biden family... JoKKKe has leverage for some "quid pro Joe", and Hunter can be the Secretary of Art..

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Speaking of Hinter.... where is he? What's the latest on his california scam art show? Seems like, in true Democrat strategy, the Biden's haven't wasted the chaos in Afghanistan. It was the perfect distraction away from Hunter and JoKKKe Biden's criminal issues..

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Online headline: "Biden to address pandemic-weary nation" -- Talk about beating a dead horse! Now, what America really needs to hear is a truthful speech addressing America's Biden-Harris-PeLOUSY weary state...

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From the " hmmm.. "not quite the truth, but we expect this from Democrats" department - Online "tall tale": ""Jill Biden heads back to classroom as a working first lady * She is the first first lady to leave the White House to log hours at a full-time job." -- I haven't know a "First Lady who hasn't worked hard doing something for her husband's programs or just to make America better... but Jill Biden is the first I've heard of that has accepted a paycheck to supplement her husband's.. and she's taking it from tax dollars as well! Of course.. truth be known.. Jill Biden shares the plight of many older American women... a basically retired husband who spends way to much much time bothering her at home.. so she just WANTS to get out of the house!

Oh! Another concept: "Good grief! How much in Secret Service expenses is THIS going to cost us!!!

Still another concept: "Jill Biden needs to stay home and nurse JoKKKe and Hunter!"

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Online headline: "El Salvador leads world in adopting bitcoin as official currency" -- Wow! but I guess the only way the people of El Salvador will ever get on of these $40-to$50,000.00 "coins" would be to elect JoKKKe Biden as their next president and hope he's pass an "El Salvador Rescue Plan" and put one of these in every pocket every month...

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Online headline/story: "9/11's mastermind is still awaiting trial 20 years later. What went wrong? * Two decades after the 9/11 attacks and nine years after war crimes charges were filed, the pretrial wrangling in the case against accused 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed and four other defendants resumed Tuesday after a long Covid shutdown. It marked KSM's first court appearance in more than a year. No trial date has been set, and none is anticipated any time soon." -- "What went wrong"? Liberals! Liberals in media, and liberals in the White House.. 9/11 mastermind Khalid Sheikh Mohammed (a.k.a. "KSM") is... not just was... an inhumane terrorist... and there is no court in mainland America that's equipped to handle his situation that will protect the world from him! Biden has already been involved in releases of too many terrorists from GITMO as a VP and a "handled" President.. Proof of the inadequacy of our court system to handle properly the likes of KSM is evident by liberal Blue City officials' bail, early release programs, and DA's that won't prosecute street thugs... A jury =in the US Court systems would probably deem KSM "not guilty" amd dismiss he charges with prejudice so no other US Court could hear KSM's war crimes anymore.... Oh! and the jury would probably award KSM millions of dollars for "his pain".

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Hey, Columbus Council.. you, too, Historic Columbus! Don't we have ordinances agaisnt "visual blight" in the "Historic District"? This has been an eyesore on 3rd Ave between 11th and 12th Streets for years... surely there's a better solution...

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Online headline: "Lab-grown mini brains mimic Parkinson’s disease, researchers say
Animal models were otherwise limiting in furthering research efforts, scientists said" -- "lab-grown mini-brains"? Wonder what the purpose... aim... of such a program was, to upgrade Socialist-Democrat voters' mental capacity, or downgrade American patriots logic?

https://www.foxnews.com/health/lab-grown-mini-brains-mimic-parkinsons-disease-research

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Pop Test! From the "Bias? What bias?" department - Online "headLIE": "Texas Gov. Greg Abbott signs controversial election integrity bill" -- "controversial election integrity bill"? Why is it that liberals are against fairer.. less fraud-rift elections? Oh! I know the answer!!! and so do you...

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From the "Fred Sanford, "Elizabeth... it's the BIG ONE!" department - Online headline: "Joy Behar praises Biden on Afghanistan: ‘I think the man deserves a lot of credit’" -- I AGREE! Lots and lots of credit... for the fiasco!

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From the "Homer Simpson: "DOH!" department - Online headline: "Rutgers bars unvaccinated student from attending virtual classes" -- Hmmmm.... maybe the IT department feels his home computer might pass a virus to other students laptops....

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Hey, Columbus "Breakfast Club" readers.. go ahead now and request your absentee ballot for the November $400,000,000.00 SPLOST tax increase! Remind you friends and other family as well!

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From the "Nimby" department - Onloine headline/story: "Sen. Warnock says Atlanta will resettle Afghan refugees; unclear whether some will come to Cobb * “To all who are resettling in Georgia — we look forward to building a brighter future with you,” the post reads. * It is so far unclear whether any of the re-settlements would take place in other areas of metro Atlanta, including Cobb County." -- Hmmm... Sen Warnock must be feeling he can load up more future voter registrants in areas that are more conservative...

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From the "as Gary Coleman might ask, " whatchu been smokin'"? department - Online headline/story: "Reduced pot penalty approved for Georgia beach community * Possessing a small amount of marijuana is no longer a crime in the coastal city that's home to Georgia's largest public beach. * The city council on Tybee Island recently approved an ordinance that imposes a civil fine of $150 for possession an ounce or less of marijuana." -- Hmmm... guess Tybee Island is trying to land the next GA Democrat Convention...

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WRBL-TV3 headline: "50th Homicide in Columbus, Muscogee County Coroner confirms" -- Well.. we have a coroner confirmed 50th homicide.. and there are still 5 or 6 more pending or questionably qualified.... Wow! What a revealing of how our justice system has failed our citizenry

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Online headline: "Muscogee County | Muscogee DA arrested after indictment filed alleging misconduct while in office" -- You know... we knew lots about the "donuts" at the Civic Center... and knew a shade about the DUI situation, but what are the "Bribery" charges about! Thank goodness he didn't accept that plea deal that wouldn't remove him from office! We'd might never have heard about this!

 

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WRBL-TV3 headline: "City of Columbus, former police officer exonerated in 2017 officer involved shooting of Christian Redwine" -- Wow! A decision that has protected police and law abiding citizens alike!