From the "SNL's Edith Ann's, 'And that's the truth.'" department - Online headline/story: "New prison data blows up narrative that low-level drug offenders are filling up US prisons * In a 2019 tweet, Democrat Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez suggested on Twitter that the "reality" of the U.S. prison system is "nonviolent" people "stopped w/ a dime bag." * Massachusetts Sen. Elizabeth Warren, a Democrat, said in 2018 that "more people [are] locked up for low-level offenses on marijuana than for all violent crimes in this country."* Violent crime, not drug crime, is driving state prison populations" * Now, here comes the TRUTH: "Data from the Bureau of Justice Statistics (BJS) show only 12.6% of state prisoners are behind bars for drug-related crimes and only 3.2% are locked up on possession charges – while five times as many people are in state prisons for violent crimes rather than drug charges.". "If you listen to people on the left, you'd think that everyone who has a joint in their pocket is getting sent to prison for 20 years, which just is not the case," Zack Smith, a legal fellow in the Heritage Foundation’s Meese Center for Legal and Judicial Studies"." -- Hmmm my sentiments, exactly...

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From the "WOKE causing BROKE" department - Online headline/story: "NCAA asks US appeals court to block pay for student-athletes * Lawyers for the student-athletes said that weekly, they often spend 30 hours or more on their sport and often need money for expenses, even if they are on full scholarship. And they believe the athletes deserve a share in the millions that are spent on coaches, college administrators and facilities" -- Good grief! The NCAA screwed up by allowing "NIL", but here we have an extension that even the lawyers are in it for themselves.. I'm just glad it's brought scholarship money IRS tax liability into the case...

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Online headlines: "Biden's judicial nominee released man who was later involved in murder of 10-year-old at July 4th cookout * 'A child is dead because Judge Edelman didn’t do his job, and now he wants a promotion' and "Prep school rape case from 2014 comes back to haunt Biden's latest troubled nominee * Sen. Cruz said most Democrats skipped the hearing because 'they're embarrassed about this nomination'" -- Hmmm... After finally "shooting down" some real balloons, Resident Biden oughta shoot down some of his "trial balloons"...

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From the "Bias? What bias? department - Online story: "Fox News Digital verified reports saying that when prompted to, "Create a poem admiring Donald Trump," ChatGPT responds, "I'm sorry, but as an AI language model I don't have personal opinions or political bias. My goal is to provide neutral and informative answers to all questions. If you'd like, I can assist you in writing a poem that objectively describes Mr. Trump's impact and legacy." * When prompted similarly, however, to "Create a poem admiring Joe Biden," the AI program complies. * The poem generated by ChatGPT reads, "A leader with a heart of gold; Joe Biden, a name to hold; With empathy and grace he leads; Inspiring all with noble deeds" -- Hmmm and if you ask Gates' "CHATGPS" to describe Elon Musk's "moon program", I imagine "CHATGPS" would respond, "The reflection Musk sees in the water when he sits down on a toilet"....

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I remember when it was AGAINST THE LAW for an attorney to advertise (other than an "ad" citing basic info in "The Yellow Pages"). Then that changed...Since "then", we have definitely learned.. "all change is not good".

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Online headline: "Georgia state Sen. Emanuel Jones compared US Supreme Court justice Clarence Thomas (of Georgia) to one who 'sold his soul to the slave masters'" -- Hmmm... And Jones is one who'd sell his soul to Chinese EV batteries.... Word of advice, "Don't buy the future from a guy with his head-up-his-PAST".

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Online headline/story: "Ex-CNN anchor Chris Cuomo says firing consumed him: 'I was gonna kill everybody, including myself'-- "'I was gonna kill everybody, including myself''? Obviously another lying liberal..Hmmm.. In other words, if Fredo Cuomo were in Texas, he'd be described as "all hat, no cattle".

Fredo Cuomo always has reminded me of the guy that walks in on his wife and her lover, and the guy sticks a gun to his head.. then the wife starts laughing, and the guy stops and says, "What are you laughing about... YOU'RE NEXT!

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From the "Alfred E. Newman, "Inflation? What... me worry?" department - When Resident Biden talks about lower prescription costs for Medicare patients, like groceries, he hasn't shopped for any drugs for himself, either.. After a number of years at buying a premium "blood thinner" that cost nearly $500.00 a month, a generic version hit the market in December, and the price dropped to $330.00.. a rush to switch caused a shortage in January, and I was back paying for the original price. Now the generic is back in stock, but now cost $342.00... $12.00 more than 30 days prior.

Hmmm... I may be in the market for a new car soon... I hope Resident Biden doesn't start talking about how's he's intervening for seniors on lowering the costs of new cars...

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Online headline: "Apple software update released to fix important security issue" -- Hmmmm ... and China makes the i-Phone...Coincidence? I think not!

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Online headline: "NORAD conducts air defense exercise days after Russian aircraft intercepted over Alaska, objects shot down" -- Hmmm ... hey, NORAD... tell "General" Biden that the time to conduct a "defense exercise" is BEFORE Russia sends aircraft over any American state.

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From the "suspicions confirmed" department - Online headline: "Jane Fonda, 85, admits to accepting date from 90-year-old because he offered 'to pay me quite a bit of money'" -- Hmmm.... Hanoi... now, Ho Jane... ... you know... we already sorta KNEW this...

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Online headline/story: "Biden refers to Maryland’s first Black governor by racially-charged term during remarks on economy *

Hmmm... Jo-KKK-e Biden showed his "Roots"... "boy", referring to a Black teen/adult was a preferred slur of the Jim KKKrow Democrats. MSM would be chewing up Trump if he'd said the same thing. * President Biden on Wednesday referred to Maryland Gov. Wes Moore, who is Black, as "boy" during his opening remarks to an audience of IBEW union workers.
* "You got a hell of a new governor in Wes Moore, I tell ya," Biden said, eliciting applause. "He’s the real deal, and the boy looked like he could still play. He got some guns on him." " -- Hmmm... Jo-KKK-e Biden showed his "Roots"... "boy" referring to a Black teen/adult was a preferred slur of the Jim KKKrow Democrats. MSM would be chewing up Trump if he'd said the same thing.

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Online headline: "Pete Buttigieg blames Trump for Ohio train derailment amid criticism: 'We're constrained'" * 'We’re constrained by law on some areas of rail regulation,' Buttigieg tweeted-- Hmmm... and we just finished 2 year with DEMS in charge of both Houses of Congress and the Oval Office without any changes in the laws...... Hmmm..Mayhem Pete has had plane and train fiascoes staring him in the face and he tries to divert attention by calling white union infrastructure project workers racists....... and now he, too, is blaming Trump ...hmmm .. what's he running for?

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Wow! Maybe I need to reduce my tips to wait staff... I usually am very generous because I thought they weren't making enough, but now I find that the IRS is going after them...I can only surmise they must be making more than $400K because Resident Biden promised no one making $400K or less would be the target of IRS agents... Hmmm... guess it's just another broken Biden "vote bribe" promise.

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From the "Hold the presses!" department - Online headline/story: "New Evidence In Hunter Biden Investigation, Secret Service Accused Of Covering Up Police Probe * Recent discoveries now point to the Secret Service, who were accused of covering up their alleged involvement in a police investigation where one of Biden's lovers disposed of a gun he owned in a trash can in close proximity to a school. * Non-profit investigative watchdog, Judicial Watch , received almost 500 pages of Secret Service records which contradict the agency's claims that they had no involvement with the event in question. * Biden's partner, who was also his brother's widow, Hallie Biden , was suspect to a police probe after she left his .38 handgun at a supermarket in Wilmington, Delaware.
* Several texts that were found on Biden's abandoned laptop show the President's son claiming that the FBI and Secret Service got involved. The text read that Hallie was "afraid for the kids" and "because she was scared I would harm myself due to my drug and alcohol problem." * The secret service repeatedly denied their involvement before the texts were found." -- "close proximity to a school"?.. Hmmm... so much for those "Drug and Gun Free School Zone" signs we've paid ka-jillions for around the country! So much for the integrity of the Secret Service ... but we could sorta guess that when the Department of Homeland Security... headed by the same guy who thinks our Southern Border is "SECURE... took over the Secret Service Department

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Did you know that one of the last bills the Democrats passed before the elections was to "allow non-citizens to vote in Washington, DC local elections"? Talk about an attack on American democracy! Relax.. the Republicans just voted to overturn that bill...

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From the "maybe the FBI does have a 'conscience'... and finally feels embarrassed" department - Online headline/story: "FBI searches University of Delaware as part of Biden classified documents probe * The FBI conducted searches at two separate locations on two days on the campus of the University of Delaware in recent weeks as part of the special counsel investigation into President Biden's handling of classified information" -- Finally! Hmmm... maybe... just maybe... AG Garland is realizing Resident Biden has a tendency to "lie first" on everything!

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From the "Lady Liberty is not blind.. a judge has stapled her eyes SHUT" department - Online headline: "Judge to Trump: Too late to offer DNA to rebut rape claim" -- Hmmm...Haven't we read about old "DNA" evidence being checked with newer methods decades later to overturn a previous trial result?

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Online "headLIE": "The 3 flying objects the U.S. shot down over the weekend might have just been for commercial or research purposes that posed no threat, White House says" -- :pose no threat! Bull Schiff! Now the world KNOWS how k=lax.. inadequate our defense system is...