Online headline: "Obama says ‘fringe’ theory rejected by Supreme Court threatened to ‘upend our democracy’" -- This is an OVERREACH of the current Supreme Court as was the Roe v. Wade one was by the 1973 Supreme Court.

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Online "headLIE": "The White House has admitted to Joe Biden using CPAP machine to help with sleep apnea" -- Hmmm... was it really a C-PAP machine? It was probably a mouth gag to keep him from making anymore "gaffes" he's known for....

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Online headline: "Biden Blunders Again: 80-year-old President Mistakenly Says Vladimir Putin is 'Losing the War in Iraq' Instead of Ukraine" -- In "once in a blue moon situations", one can say, "Ooops", and get away with it... when it happens as often as it does with JoKKKe Biden, each time is an "Oh S***!" moment.

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Online headline: "‘Let’s Get It Straight!’ Biden Snaps At Reporters Over Suggestion He Made Up ‘Branding’ Slogan ‘Bidenomics’" -- hmmm....confirmation the strap marks on Resident Biden's face were caused by a "gag" that muffles out his gaffes instead of the White House promoted CPAP machine.

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Online headline: "Korean automotive supplier to move into old Macon cigarette factory" -- Wow! All this exciting growth in the electric vehicle business... well, the automotive business in general, and Columbus is missing it all! Maybe the Columbus Chamber should be taken off the Columbus taxpayers' teat altogether so the business members would incentivize it to better performance.

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Online "headLIE": "These 4 indicators suggest the US is headed for the 'promised land' of a rolling economic expansion" -- Yardeni must have gone to the Janet Yellen&Hollering School of Business (who still feels Biden is an economic genius).....and needed a grade "curve" in order to pass. No economy stabilizes when wage growth levels trail inflation at the current rates.

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Online headline: "Golf icon Sir Nick Faldo says the end is in sight for LIV because 'nobody's really interested'" -- Looks like we need a new name for Sir Nick Faldo... how about SLUR Nick Faldo... SLUR Nick just denounced High School and College Golf Teams as being not worth the interest of golf because they, too, are strokeplay...

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Online headline: "Columbus GA interim police chief gives update on the department" -- Hmmmm.... Sounds like the negative flow of active police officers may have been reversed, but the overall actual number is still dangerously low to combat our Columbus, GA's growing needs. The bottom line, though, looks as Interim Chief Mathis is making Council look into what it needs...what it HAS to do to take ITS responsibility for eliminating the massive shortage of police officers. Council is not just short of the goal set in 2008, Council still has a shortage of the number we had in 2008 when it asked the community for 100 more officers.

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Online "headLIE": "Biden Administration Launches $42 Billion Investment in High-Speed Internet" -- Hmmm...Spending taxpayers' money without control of the results is not "investing"....remember Solyndra...... NO... don't EVER FORGET SOLYNDRA!

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Online headline: "Sen. Mitt Romney: Utah to receive $317 million federal grant to expand and improve internet access" -- What is it with our US Senators wanting to take credit for something they haven't paid for .. or for that matter, really had nothing to do with? Our two GA US Senators are even worse than Romney, so I'm guessing that Romney, Ossoff, and SINator Warnock must really feel their next re-elections are in serious doubt.

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From the "only in the minds of dementia" department Online headline: "Since the Taliban takeover of Afghanistan, more than 1,000 civilians were killed in attacks, UN says" -- While we can be pretty sure the number is "light" compared with reality, Resident Biden needs to explain why leaving $87 BILLION worth of weapons and eqipment when fleeing Afghanistan was such a good idea...

 

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Online headline: "Hunter Biden Prosecutor Claims He Was Not Allowed to Charge First Son Outside of Delaware and Was Denied Special Counsel Status by DOJ * Federal prosecutor David C. Weiss allegedly told six witnesses that he did not have the authority to charge Hunter Biden outside of Delaware, * Weiss also reportedly told the witnesses that he was denied special counsel status by the Department of Justice. * “He then shocked us with the earth-shattering news that the Biden-appointed D.C. U.S. Attorney Matthew Graves would not allow him to charge in his district,” Shapley continued." -- Hmmm ... sounds like prosecurial misconduct by Resident Biden appointees...

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Online headline: "President Biden’s new executive order could help American women get better birth control" -- "could help American women get better birth control:? There it is... the libs favorite reporting word... "COULD"..."COULD " has never meant "will"...

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Online "headLIE": " Liz Cheney on possible third party bid: I won’t do anything ‘that helps Donald Trump’" -- Hmmm....funny... every time she opens her mouth, she helps Donald Trump... but that doesn't ever shut her up

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Online ""headLIE": "Supreme Court rules federal government can deport non-citizens who obstruct justice" -- "CAN"? "Can deport non-citizens who obstruct justice"? Good grief! Not only is it the federal government's job, the Supreme Court just said they have to be the ones who do this!

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Online "headLIE": "Columbus City Council approves new budget, lowering property taxes for residents" -- Whoa! Just a minute now.. I got my 2-23-24 Property Tax notice 3 weeks ago, and even with the "tax freeze" for "Homestead Exemption", our taxes went UP!

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Online "headLIE": "California Rep. Maxine Waters introduces bills to spend hundreds of billions of dollars to fight homelessness and solve the affordable housing crisis" -- Good grief! The only things that will "solve the affordable housing crisis" are: 1- Lower taxes, 2- less government spending on trying to solve the crisis, 3- less government pork spending, 4- less inflation, 5- securing our borders, 6- better education curriculum, 7- stronger crime punishment/sentences, and 8- less government social programs.

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From the Sheriff Buford T. Justice, "Failure to communicate" department - Online story: "Montana Democratic Sen. Jon Tester’s staff scrambled to keep the senator’s exposed male anatomy off the record after he took a restroom break in a pea field while with a reporter. * Tester, a farmer, answered nature's call in an organic pea field next to his tractor while journalist Ben Terris was with him, the author recounted." -- "answered nature's call in an organic pea field"? Hmmm... sounds more like Tester gets his "definitions" from the Bill Clinton Dictionary... and felt "organic pea field" meant
"organ pee field"...

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Online "headLIE": "Karine Jean-Pierre skips planned 'The View' appearance, White House blames Hollywood writers' strike" -- Hmmm what it really was is the realization that even Whoopi Goldberg wasn't going to believe anything Resident Biden's "spokespiece" said about not knowing what Hunter was doing...

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Online headline: "‘SNL’ Legend Dana Carvey hits Dr. Fauci with stinging impression: ‘I’m introducing the daily COVID shot’ * While pretending to be Fauci, Carvey claimed, 'Anyway, a guy with 25 vaccines would get and give COVID to another guy with 25 vaccines'" -- Hmmm...Dr Fauci might as well go into hiding in his basement... his career based on Covid protocol is officially OVER! Dana Carvey and David Spade actually MOCKED Fauci on a podcast that even MSM has picked up on!

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WTVM-TV9 story: " President Joe Biden, Alabama Congresswoman Terri Sewell, and several others are calling out Alabama Sen. Tommy Tuberville for celebrating funding that he voted against." -- Who can blame Tuberville.. he did the right thing by voting against the bill, but since it passed anyway, he's making the most of it,, Now... the people who Resident Biden should be chastising are GA Senator Ossoff, and SINator Warnock.. both voted for that destructive House bill, and both are acting like they actually had something to do with it...

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Wow! Our stamps are adding to Bidenflation as well.. who knew to buy a lifetime of "Forever Stamps" at 44-cents would be one of the best investments you could put in your portfolio as now those stamps would be worth 66-cents...a 50% investment growth!