From the "Foghorn Leghorn, "Nice girl, but about as sharp as a sack of wet mice." department - Online headline: "Miranda Devine: Kamala Harris' response to Biden's border crisis is close to absurd" -- "close to absurd"? I was thinking more like it's "Dereliction of Duty" by Prez JoKKKe Biden...

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Online story: "Pharmacy giant Walgreens closed its 10th store in the San Francisco area after residents suggested the drug businesses may have been a target of rampant, months long shoplifting. * “The clerks say there is nothing they can do. They say Walgreens’ policy is to not get involved. They don’t want anyone getting injured or getting sued, so the guys just keep coming in and taking whatever they want.” * * One store in the San Francisco area reportedly lost $1,000 a day to theft * Under California law, theft under $950 is considered a misdemeanor, but many prosecutors throughout the state have opted to free those charged with the offense under certain conditions rather than holding them in jail for the maximum sentence of six months" -- Hmmm.. of course we all know how PeLOUSY and her Nephew Gov Newsom feel about $1,000.00 dollars.. remember how she scoffed at those businesses rewarding their employees with $1,000.00 bonuses right after President Trump reduced the corporate tax rates?

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Online headline/story: "Auburn teen granted Youthful Offender in deadly Rod and Paula Bramblett crash * The Auburn teen charged with two counts of Manslaughter in the deadly crash that killed Rod and Paula Bramblett will be treated as a Youthful Offender according to the presiding judge in the case. * Judge P.B. McLauchlin issued his ruling on Tuesday. McLauchlin was appointed to the case when several Lee County Judges rescued themselves. * A Youthful Offender is classified as a person under the age of 21. Under Alabama law, when the defense’s application is approved, punishment is reduced to a max three-year sentence, and the defendant waives their right to a jury trial." -- While I sympathize with the family of young Taylor, I also sympathize with the family of the Brambletts as well.. but letting the boy off on a Youthful Offender plea with no jury trial is a travesty... for the future of the young Taylor. Even if a jury would give him only a 3-year sentence, too, he would have to deal with the what he caused in real time and hopefully have a better chance at recovering from this.. I can only imagine the judge was not an Auburn fan...

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From the "now this is what COLLUSION is" department - Online headline" "Pelosi's husband bought $10M in Microsoft shares through options * Since the purchase, Microsoft share prices have risen by nearly 11% * Paul Pelosi exercised call options and paid $1.95 million to buy 15,000 shares of Microsoft at a strike price of $130 on March 19, according to an April 9th filing with the House clerk. That same day, Pelosi, who owns and operates a California venture capital investment and consulting firm, paid $1.4 million for 10,000 shares valued at $140 apiece" -- Hmmm...and within 2 days, MSFT started a climb of nearly $60.00 per share as of yesterday..

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Online headline/story: "Michigan police shocked by convicted murderer’s release * A Detroit-area man who was convicted of killing his first wife and whose second wife died under suspicious circumstances was granted an early release from prison after he argued that the risk of catching COVID-19 behind bars endangered his life. * Federal prosecutors fought to keep Roger Sweet locked up and were surprised by U.S. District Judge Victoria Roberts’ decision Friday. Police said Sweet is considered a "person of interest" in the death of his second wife, whose remains were found in 2013, years after she disappeared." -- You are right... a liberal appointee judge.. by Clinton...in 1998 when he was trying to placate MSM and women's groups..

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Online headline: "Minnesota mayor removes 'thin blue line' flag outside police station over criticism it's 'inflammatory' * Brooklyn Center mayor Mike Elliott says, 'We don't want the flag to be a flashpoint" -- Good grief! Removing the Police Flag from in front of the Police Department basically says the Mayor does not support his police officers! This is the same mayor who fired his City Manager because the City Manager said the police officer deserved "due process"... a tenet of of Nation's judicial system..

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From the "Foghorn Leghorn, "Pay attention to me! I’m not just talkin’ to hear my head roar" department - Online story: "U.S. Rep. Lance Gooden, R-Texas, condemned CNN for avoiding a particular noun to describe the scene in Minneapolis on Sunday night. * Riots erupted in the city after a police-involved killing of 20-year-old Black man Daunte Wright, resulting in the looting of at least 20 businesses. In its coverage of the unrest, CNN referred to it as a "protest" and to rioters as "protesters." * "What happened last night in Minneapolis was not a protest -- it was a riot," he tweeted. "Get the story right or get out of the news business." -- And I can only imagine the "word" CNN gives for looters! Maybe.. "thrifty shoppers"?

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Online headline/story: "Columbus political leaders react to Georgia voting bill * “It is similar to Jim Crow laws,” Tonza Thomas, Chair of the Muscogee County Democratic Party, said. “Though it may give other people longer voter periods for early voting, it shortens it for others, so it’s like a catch-22.” * Chairman of the Muscogee County Republican Party, Alton Russell, disagrees. * “Nowhere in this law is there any mention of race,” Russell said. “Nowhere in this law does it restrict anybody from voting. There is no voter oppression.” -- Hmmm... Tonya Thomas.. was she voted out as head of the local NAACP by her peers! Oh, and obviously Ms Thomas had a gap in her education.. she failed to learn that the Jim Crow Era was completely applied and controlled by the Democrats...

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Online Opinion headline/content: "The Fake News Outrage Over Georgia's Voting Law Is Costing Jobs—Starting With Mine * By John Albers, SENATOR IN THE GEORGIA GENERAL ASSEMBLY * Newsweek * If you've been paying attention the last two weeks, you've heard about Georgia's voting law and the growing corporate backlash. Most recently, the actor Will Smith announced on Monday that he was moving his latest project, the Apple thriller Emancipation, out of Georgia, where it was set to film. "We cannot in good conscience provide economic support to a government that enacts regressive voting laws that are designed to restrict voter access," Smith and director Antoine Fuqua said in a press release. * But like the other corporations and politicians expressing outrage over Georgia's law, it's based on a lie. * But words have meaning, and these lies have real consequences. I would know: They cost me my job. * Last month, the grifters at The Lincoln Project targeted me in a series of tweets. Among other things, they falsely accused me of co-sponsoring a bill to "suppress black votes" and "institute a new Jim Crow." They made the claims in several since-deleted tweets that also tagged my employer, a major law firm, and several of its well-known clients. * In less than 24 hours, my reputation and employment were destroyed. And all over fake news." -- Albers use to work at the law firm of Fisher Phillips... which has already removed Albers' picture and bio off it's web page... Oh! Shame on Fisher Phillips!

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Online headline/story: "Candace Owens: Mansion buy proves BLM founder Cullors a true 'Marxist': 'They steal and enrich themselves' * Conservative author and commentator Candace Owens said Monday on "Tucker Carlson Tonight" that in purchasing a Topanga Canyon, Calif., mansion, Black Lives Matter co-founder Patrisse Khan-Cullors proves she is the "trained Marxist" she claims to be, because Marxists by definition steal from others to enrich themselves. * She has stolen money from other people on the pretext of a lie that is black lives matter and she has enriched herself and she has bought four homes. You have to appreciate the honesty. She is not hiding by any means. She is a Communist through and through and she has been unbelievably unapologetic in her approach. * (and the response by) TUCKER CARLSON: Al Sharpton must be looking at this and saying I've been doing this for 40 years. Where did I go wrong? I don't have a house in Topanga Canyon?" -- Candace Owens "nailed it", and Tucker Carlson "hammered it"!

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Online headline: "CNN’s Cuomo drops 45 percent of viewers since big brother’s scandals surfaced" -- Hey.. it's not just his brother's issues that are killing him, he no longer has Trump to bash..

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Online headline: "Will Smith pulls filming from Georgia over new voting law" -- Now.. this is something for ALL Georgians to BOYCOTT!

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From the "coming full circle" department - Online story: "Speaking to his Cabinet, an impassioned President Hassan Rouhani said damaged first-generation IR-1 centrifuges at Natanz would be replaced by advanced IR-6 centrifuges that enrich uranium much faster." -- Hmmm... and Iran just happens to be able to afford it after Obama-Biden sent them billions in CASH!

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From the "wait a minute... Who IS in charge?" - Online story: " U.S. President Joe Biden's administration has told Congress it is proceeding with more than $23 billion in weapons sales to the United Arab Emirates, including advanced F-35 aircraft, armed drones and other equipment, congressional aides said on Tuesday." -- First, it was Trump's deal he handed off to JoKKKe Biden, but now we hear his "administration" is talking with Congress... Now.. who'd pulling he strings!

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From the "now who did the Russians support in 2020!" department - Online story: "Russia on Tuesday warned the United States to ensure its warships stayed well away from Crimea "for their own good" -- Seriously.. can you imagine the Russians "warning" President Trump?