One word..."PHIL"! And if you don't understand, I feel sorry for you!

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Online headline: "Trump has charged Secret Service over $40K at Mar-a-Lago since leaving office" -- Good grief! The government built a Million Dollar dorm on the Clintons' home in Chappaqua, NY, then pays the Clintons rent each month for housing the Secret Service Agents.

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From the "making ca Governor Nancy's Nephew look like a choir boy" department - Online story: "Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer issued an apology Sunday after a photo emerged showing her at a restaurant with 12 other people gathered around tables pushed together in violation of her health department's current epidemic order." -- Again? Last month she was caught after sneaking out of Michigan to vacation in Florida, and her husband is even worse!

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Online headline: "Texas authorities nab man with automatic weapons, .50 caliber rifle believed to be heading to Mexico * Seizure included 16 weapons and 3,520 rounds of ammunition" -- Hmmm... Open walls allow two-way traffic! This may even be a holdover program f=of the Obama-Holder DOJ called "Fast and Furious" when they sold such guns to the Mexican cartels...

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Online headline/story: "Bipartisan group of lawmakers push 'Yes In My Backyard' bill (YIMBY... as opposed to "Not In My Backyard" - "NIMBY") in effort to reduce housing costs * A bipartisan push to slash regulation and encourage more multifamily housing units to be built in the suburbs is gaining steam in Congress. * Among the 20 policies listed in the bill, include allowing the conversion of office units to apartments, reducing minimum lot size, eliminating or reducing off-street parking requirements, and enacting high-density single-family and multifamily zoning, among others." -- "Bipartisan"? Well, one Republican was named, and that's more than enough for MSM to scream "Bipartisan, Bipartisan, Bipartisan!". Of course each one of the "sponsors" knows the truth of what will happen if such a bill is rammed down citizens' throat.. existing neighborhood homes will lose drastic value, and new ones built will nor appreciate, and not only does the American dream become a liability rather than an asset, the cities lose property tax value/revenues.

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Online headline: "Facebook rejects 'Back the Blue' ad, citing 'sensitive social issue'" -- Hmmmmm... maybe "Back the Blue" should post the addresses of all known 6uckerberg homes, along with a note that they are respecting 6uckerberg's wishes for separation and would not be patrolling or answering 911 calls to any of his homes.... Note: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, .. a, b, c, d, e, F

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From the "telling it like it is" department - Online headline: "Charles Barkley says 'NBA ain't got the b---s to suspend LeBron James' following violation of league protocols" -- "Nailed it!"

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Online headline: "Kamala Harris wipes hand after greeting South Korean leader, faces Twitter backlash" -- Who does she think she is.... Adrian Monk?

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/kamala-harris-wipes-hand-after-greeting-south-korean-leader-faces-twitter-backlash

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Online headline: "Pelosi to enforce mask mandates on House members" -- Good grief! Hey, Governor Kemp.. why not issue your own Executive Order saying that no Elected GA Congressperson who has been vaccinated can wear a mask while representing Georgians anywhere, and cite the 10th Amendment as your authority to do so!

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Online headline: "St. Louis' murder rate, already highest in US, soared last year; mayor vows to defund the police" -- Hmmm... guess she's heard Columbus, GA has crept up too close for comfort, and wants to hold hold on to her title as the most dangerous city for Blacks to live in.

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Looks like tweaking the garbage and recycling scheduling would probably improve the service and reduce costs here in Columbus. I know in my neighborhood, we have garbage and recycling on the same day. Now, with the "new rules" , it basically means spreading the garbage and recycle containers wide apart so the automated recycle robot can operate which means a lot of street parking is not available . How about scheduling all the pick-up services for different days and improve the services.

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What about the illegal aliens crossing our border who aren't "turning themselves in" to Border Agents.. does anyone believe that those illegal aliens are seeking "asylum" or deserve to become an American citizen?

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From the "SNL's Church Lady's "Well, isn't that special" department - CNN just fired RINO contributor Rick Santorum for comments "taken out of context" concerning the state of America prior to European influence/expansion during a Chis Cuomo "Prime Time" segment, but has not fired Chris Cuomo for comments/advice he intentionally gave to Gov Fredo Cuomo concerning his women's sexual assault/harassment and nursing home massacres

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When we visited the "Black Lives Matter" website last Fall and looked at the "donation" options, all donations were directed to "ActBlue" which is a Democratic Party political donations site. Today, there is an option to contribute directly or if you want to
"donate faster", through ActBlue", but ActBlue adds a caveat.. "By proceeding with this transaction, you agree to ActBlue's terms & conditions." What that means is you have NO guarantee as how your donations will be used or distributed.... Sound a lot more like a Marxist agenda than a Democracy to me...

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Bucolic... a word defined by Miriam Webster as, "relating to or typical of rural life", Well, it may have to be redefined a la Bill Clinton... My bride and I had to travel up US 27 to Rome, GA and back this past week on a route I use to remember as 'bucolic"... you know..scenic lake views, expanses of farmland, appropriate livestock, smaller towns and rural housing. .. Well, this week we were met with acres of SOLAR PANELS.... what an eyesore!

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From the "obviously we aren't on the same page" department - Online headline/story: "Google CEO: 'Work is no longer just a place' * Google and Alphabet CEO Sundar Pichai saw a “tectonic shift” in the future of work, driving product innovation and new ways of working at the tech giant. * The pandemic, which resulted in a massive remote work experiment, "was a tectonic shift. And the future of work is changing dramatically. It is going to be more flexible. Work is no longer just a place," Pichai told Yahoo Finance in a wide-ranging interview.: -- Good grief! These "techies" lives in a virtual world where realities don't exist.. Do you think that Google's CEO Sundar Pichai will even acknowledge that union jobs in the fossil fuel industry don't have the option to "work from home"?

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CBS-TV has a real need to worry about one of it's all-time hit shows ... I'm talking about "NCIS-LA".. How will a Crime Scene Investigation unit exist in LA when the new DA is Gascon, and he doesn't believe crimes are crimes?

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WRBL-TV3 headline/story: "Columbus pools soon to open with COVID-19 restriction * Columbus (GA) Parks and Recreation plans on opening the pools at Double Churches and Rigdon Park. The two outdoor pools will be open for swimming Wednesday, May 26., the number of swimmers will be limited at each pool. * 60 guests will be allotted at Double Churches pool and 40 guests at Rigdon Park, guests at each pool will be rotated out every hour and 45 minutes. Each guest will receive a colored wristband so pool staff will know whose swimming time is up. In between each rotation, staff members will sanitize pool chairs, decks, restrooms and high touch areas." -- Never has the money spent on the Aquatic Center look even more wasted than it does now.. two of the most needed outdoor pools still remain closed from lack of ongoing maintenance.. Psalmond Road and Steam Mill Road.

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WRBL-TV3 headline/story: "New app instead of ankle monitors being used to track asylum seekers released in US * New data released this week by the Transactional Research Access Clearinghouse of Syracuse University, which tracks immigration cases nationwide, found nearly 100,000 migrants have been placed in ICE ATD programs, as of May 13. * A growing number are being put in what is called the SmartLINK app monitoring program that uses facial recognition to confirm identity as well as location monitoring via GPS from a cellphone to ensure migrants are in the destination cities where they told border agents they would be traveling. * “Now the biggest growth we’ve seen is in SmartLINK technology where someone has a smart phone and that smartphone itself is linked to ICE and that is used as a case management tool for tracking,” Austin Kocher, lead TRAC researcher, told Border Report." -- Good grief! And what's the first thing all "tracked" illegal aliens will do... head to Walmart's and buy a new burner phone and ditch their old ones by taping the under the wheel-well of a semi for parts unknown!

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In early April, convicted armed robber Larry Brown was attacked inside the Bullock Correctional Facility in Union Springs. Thirty-three days later, he died. * In Montgomery Friday, attorney Julian McPhillips placed the blame for Brown’s death at the feet of the Alabama Department of Corrections. -- let's backtrack a bit... of course this is tragic...but it could.. in fact..WOULDA been avoided altogether if Brown had just been a law abiding citizen ....

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SMH! - Online headline: "NYC principal under fire for email imploring staff to support Palestinians * Amanda Bueno sent email amid the fighting between Israel and Hamas" -- Hamas vs Israel? She may feel she's skirting the Anti-Semitic aspect, but this 1000s of years old issue is not about property.. it's about the Muslim attempt at genocide of the Jews...FIRE HER! Ooops.. it's NYC.. and firing is not am option!

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From the "he's spinning his wheels" department - Online story: " Washington state congressional candidate Matt Larkin is running on a tough-on-crime platform based on supporting law enforcement in an effort to "make crime illegal again" amid skyrocketing crime and failed liberal leadership in Seattle." -- Sadly, Seattle will not vote against any liberal , much less vote FOR a Trump supporter...

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Another SMH moment - Online headline/story: " Judge rules against Christian college in lawsuit claiming Biden rule would 'place males in girls' dorms' * College of the Ozarks in Missouri may face fines if they do not comply with the Fair Housing Act" -- First, I'm surprised that the College of the Ozarks is still open.. I'm not sure their is still a a women's do]rm left in America to begin with, but our US Supreme Court should put out a "memo" to all lower court judges that religious beliefs are protected rights.

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Online story: "Vice President Kamala Harris has come under criticism from Republicans and former Trump officials for not having visited the border in her leading role in dealing with the migrant crisis -- although she visited in 2018 to protest Trump-era policies." -- Hmm. and now she can protest Trump policies by NOT GOING THERE!

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While CNN had no problem with the DOJ/FBI under Obama falsifying dossiers and FISA warrants against an American citizen running for President, CNN apparently has great troubles with the DOJ/ retrieving phone records of it's reporters...In fact, in a story,
CNN President Jeff Zucker said in a statement published by the network, “CNN strongly condemns the secret collection of any aspect of a journalist’s correspondence, which is clearly protected by the First Amendment,” * “We are asking for an immediate meeting with the Justice Department for an explanation.”" -- You know, CNN... and America... would be a lot better off if Jeff Zucker were just as.. or more.. concerned with CNN reporters/anchors reporting truths versus lies and half-truths.

https://www.aol.com/news/cnn-trump-justice-department-seized-230118795-113953854.html

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Online story: " Amazon has temporarily shut down a new warehouse construction site in Connecticut after a seventh noose was found hanging over a beam, a series of incidents local police called “potential” hate crimes. * Connecticut NAACP leaders joined with state and local officials at a news conference outside the site Thursday to condemn what they called racist acts." -- Racism... in Connecticut?How could that be.. Connecticut has 5 Democrat Representatives and 2 Democrat Senators, and hasn't voted for a Republican Presidential candidate since 1992... hmmm.. unless you consider that Jim Crow moved north since Jim Crow was no longer welcomed in the South.

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From the "Red Allen, "Well, how about that!" department - Tim Tebow just signed a 1-year contract with the Jacksonville Jaguars.. and on day one, "every gender and age demographic wants their Tebow apparel. It's the top two best-selling items in men's wear and women's wear. The jersey is No. 1 in youth apparel, which is dominated by jerseys rather than T-shirts or other items. It's the top three in jerseys, the top two in T-shirts." -- All-American Tim Tebow is as close to an apology as we'll ever get from the NFL for the anti-Christ, anti-American policies it's thrown at us over the years, but why would Tebow allow Nike to use his info and image for their profit?

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Online headline: "CNN insider calls Chris Cuomo's advice to brother on MeToo allegations 'despicable,' knocks network's response" -- The Fredo Brothers..TwitterDEE and TwitterDUMB...really stepped in it this time..

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From the "there should be a law preventing a "Fredo Cuomo" advising another Fredo Cuomo" department - Online story: "“Today there are stories out there about me offering my brother advice. Of course I do. This is no revelation. I have said it publicly, and I certainly have never hidden it,” Chris Cuomo said. “I can be objective about just about any topic, but not about my family. Those of you who watch this show get it. Like you, I bet, my family means everything to me. And I am fiercely loyal to them. I am family first, job second.”" -- Please note his megalomaniac ego.. nowhere did he mention the importance of God or country in his rants.

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Online headline: "Fauci says pandemic exposed 'undeniable effects of racism'" -- Good grief.. Dr "Puppet" Fauci lost all semblance of credibility as being t=factual, so he's throwing out the "Race Card" to get back into his 15 minutes of fame...

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From the "irony has set a new high bar" department - Online headline: "Two officers guarding Jeffrey Epstein when he killed himself admit they falsified records, will avoid prison time after striking deal with prosecutors" -- Wow.. by avoiding prison time... they may get to go back to prison...to work!

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From the "Foghorn Leghorn, "Oh, that woman, got a mouth like an outboard motor" department - Online headline:"Kirsten Gillibrand ‘definitely’ plans to run for president again" -- Good grief! She calls what she did in 2019 a "run for president"? She never exceeded the polling threshold nor achieved the fundraising quota set as debate qualifications past the second "all in" debates...

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Online headline: "California Democratic lawmakers look to remove penalty for possessing firearm during crime" -- Oh.. they don't want law-abiding citizens to keep a legal one in their homes but if you're caught out doing a crime with an illegal one, possession of it is not a crime...SMH!

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Online headline: "Biden administration drops plan for ICE deportation pause after legal defeat * Deportation freeze was a Biden campaign promise" -- No wonder JoKKKe Biden wore 2 masks...it kept people from knowing which side of his mouth he was lying from.

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After JoKKKe Biden gave his "C'mon man" to support the Russia/Germany pipeline, if he's able to run again in 2024, Biden's campaign slogan should've, "Made Russia Great Again!"

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Online headline: "Top Dems tepid on support for Israel amid Hamas attacks, pressure from far left * Biden, Schumer measure responses to Mideast fighting amid broadsides against Israel from 'Squad'" -- Good grief.. Biden AND Schumer helped Obama try to interfere with Netanyahu's re-election.. of course neither is going to come out now in full support... heck... half-support... of Israel.. Once again.. why does the American Jewish Community support the Democrats?

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Online headline: "Biden claims progressives don't like him because he doesn't embrace 'a socialist agenda'" -- Good grief.. "progressives" never have liked him! In fact, they didn't vote FOR him.. they voted AGAINST Trump...

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With crime rampant in Columbus, why are our jails emptier than usual ..I say this in response to Council's votes to hire outside services based on a shortage of prison labor. It must be "new math" because it doesn't add up in my book.

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Online headline: "Ambassador Danon: Perpetrators of anti-Semitic attacks in NYC, LA must be brought to justice" --But that's not going to happen.... until PeLOUSY and Schumer are retired by their states' voters.