Ho-hum... the Final Bore is over. March Madness was an April Fool's joke.
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Have you seen the 'ad war' between Arby's and Wendy's RE: fish sandwiches? Of course you have, they've been ubiquitous. Finally got to compare both. Arby's lived up to my expectations, exceeded them actually, while Wendy's was way short.
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So Emperor Imam-a is going to run again in 2012. Since he likes to use the internet to make it easy for liberals to donate to him, why doesn't he set up a website to make it easy for all those libs who think they don't pay enough in taxes already to pay extra taxes to reduce the National Debt?
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Sam, wish Amy a happy birthday for us!
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Online headline: "Musician Martelly Elected Haiti's Next President; Now What?" -- My guess is a new reggae National Anthem.
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Online headline: "Blagojevich Wants Notes From Obama's FBI Interview" -- Bet that's in line to be released right after a legit coppy of the Emperor's birth certificate.
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Let's see, Smith, AL is erecting a new state-of-the-art high school for 1,500 +/- students at a cost of $32,000,000.00; mean while back at the ranch, MCSD is building a new Carver for 1,500 +/- students at a cost of $45,000,000.00. Something doesn't look or sound right.
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L-E headline/story: "Former schoolteacher plans to appeal guilty pleas, arguing teen’s consent to sex is a defense that was not raised * Cypert claimed that this was ineffective assistance of counsel -- a claim Muscogee County Superior Court Chief Judge John Allen rejected from the bench at the August hearing." Whoot, there it is; "ineffective assistance of counsel"! -- The Court of Appeals opened a real can of lawyers, er, worms a week or so ago, and we're going to pay for it with higher court costs, longer log jams in the court process, and the perfect defense of defense attorneys to appeal old cases.
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Hmmm, Mother Teresa Obamalinson wants to keep the status quo regarding the City Manager's position...must be a part of her election campaign promise package.
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Online headline: "Supply Concerns Send Corn Prices to a Record High" -- Ooops, my bad. Thought this was about the rising costs of gasoline, but apparently some people still use corn for food.
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Any Afghani or Pakistani who kills because the American media actually covered some (_@_) burning a book was just looking for an excuse to kill people and blaming it on someone else.
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I'm glad the PSC doesn't set funeral home fees. How much would it cost if the PSC said funeral homes could charge more because people are living longer, and there are fewer funerals than the industry planned on having?
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L-E headline: "Obama launches re-election bid online" -- Let's "hope" the FEC has "changed" the laws so that those untrackable 'cash cards' cannot be used for donating.
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L-E instant replay headline/story: "Obama launches re-election bid online * “I don’t agree with Obama on everything but I respect him and I trust him,” Ed from North Carolina says, delivering what’s certain to become a key part of the president’s pitch as he tries to re-energize liberal backers who have criticized some of his policies and independent voters who have fled from him in his first term." -- "Ed" brings a new level to the term "yellow dog DUMBERat". Not only is Ed "yellow dog", he's "yellow" throughout by not using his full name.
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L-E headline: "9/11 suspects to face military tribunals * Holder reverses position on trying them in New York" -- Ooooh... obviously, Emperor Imam-a definitely isn't as confident as he's trying to portray about either him getting re-elected in 2012, or sees the Senate becoming a Republican super-majority.
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L-E "Quotable": “Be sure you put your feet in the right place, then stand firm.” Abraham Lincoln 16th U.S. president (1809-1865) " -- Whoa! Proof positive Honest Abe would have been a card carrying member of the T.E.A. Party if he was still alive!
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L-E story: "WASHINGTON — Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner is telling lawmakers that the country is only weeks away from reaching the limit on the amount of money the government can borrow. * But he warns that the most time he could buy is another eight weeks, or until around July 8. " -- Is there absolutely no shame in the Emperor Imam-a administration? Geithner knows May 16th is the date the limit will be reached, but he's still out there trying to "buy" another 8 weeks without any money to spend.
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This will be a daily inclusion of the Breakfast Club: Diane Schneider, a representative with the National Education Association (NEA), said that graphic sex education needs to be taught in the classroom. * "She said that 'gender identity expression' and sexual orientation are a spectrum, and...that those [who are] opposed to homosexuality are stuck -- quote -- 'in a binary box that religion and family create.' -- This should be sent to every teacher in every school district, and they should be asked to either endorse it, demand Ms Schneider be fired, or drop their NEA membership.