From the George Washington, "I cannot tell a lie" department - Online headline/story: "'Your call cannot be completed' | Solar Titan phone number no longer works * Carie Roncin calls Solar Titan USA nearly every single day. She said the system she and her husband purchased in August 2022 isn't working. * she said the main line had changed to an automated messaging system. * "It would not go anywhere," she said. "You'd press one and it would hang up on you. * Over the weekend, however, she got a different message.

* "Welcome to Verizon Wireless. Your call cannot be completed as dialed," the message said. "Please check the number and dial again."" -- Wow! Talk about "chopping the legs out from under Verizon's "can you hear me now?" ad campaign!

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Looks like Columbus, GA has finally got Atlanta's attention.. in an article about "odd and quirky roadside attractions" in GA, Columbus made the list with "Kady, the Cowlossus of Roads" ---- hmmm as Howdy Doody might say to Buffalo Bob.. "COW-a-bungle"!

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Online story: "The Greater Columbus GA Chamber of Commerce recently teamed up with Livability Media, a custom media publishing company located in Franklin, Tennessee, to develop and implement a print, digital and social media communications marketing program to tell the story of Columbus and showcase our quality of life for tourism and talent attraction." -- Hmmm...no matter how much lipstick the Chamber uses, not even a Cow named Kady, will cover up the crime statistics and education shortfalls prospective businesses will find doing their due diligence. It's also strange that he "local CHAMBER leaders" must reach outside the community to find someone to promote our community.. when it's THE CHAMBERS ONLY JOB! Oh! Would someone make sure the Columbus Visitors Bureau on the floor below the Chamber sees this as well....

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From the "but God knows.." department - Miss Universe has defiled all womanhood worldwide.. it's newly crowned "winner" is a transgender......

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Online headline: " Reinstatement of (GA's) gas tax causes pump prices to rise" -- DOH! Of course, Governor Kemp's tax-suspension about 9 months ago to end the 30-cents a gallon gas tax was a Trumpian move that has saved all Georgians a tankful of money during economic turmoil.. praise him for that .. not his ending the program.

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Now, from the other side of Kemp's mouth.... Online headline: "Gov. Brian Kemp Says Trump 'Didn’t Do A Good Enough Job' To Get Reelected" -- What ignorant naysayers! He got vaccines fr COVID in record time.. had the US's best economy and employment figures in our lifetime, and got shafted by illegally implemented voting law changes that flooded questionable main-in ballots in key states...

Oh.... please note, Kemp did not..wouldn't... DIDN'T say this prior to his re-election campaign...

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Online headline: "Online headline: "UN envoy thanks Hezbollah terror group, draws rebuke from Israeli officials: 'Is this real?'" -- Good grief! And New York still allows the UN to headquarter itself there? Why does the American Jewish Community still support Democrats!!!

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From the Jon Lovitz, "Yeah.... that's the ticket !" department - Online "exposed headLIE": "White House claimed Biden's Delaware house used for official business but now says it's 'personal'" -- Hmmm.. Personal ...not business? HMMMM... so, any neighbor can drop by unannounced, and a Secret Service gatekeeper would open the gate without asking questions or for ID..... yeah....right.

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Online headline: "White House press secretary grilled on past claim that classified document search was complete" -- You know ... The National Archives is basically a library of government documents....so... it must have a system of recording when a document was received, categorized, checked out, and returned.. and if not returned by a specific date, keep a record of it's request for it being returned. I want to see all that info about ALL of Resident Biden's classified document requests.......

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One thing shoots holes in the claim that no visitor's log was kept at Biden's Wilmington home... the check-in gatehouse. You know dang well, every one that came through that gate/checkpoint had his/her name on a list sent up from the main house.

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While we should be use to .. though not happy... with Biden's lies.. he says he's reduced the National Debt by $300+ Billion so far, and he'll reduce it $1 TRILLION this year.. .. both of which are bogus claims.. if not, Congress would not be faced with hitting the debt ceiling causing a potential government shutdown in June.

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We knew following the 2022 Elections that we really missed Rush Limbaugh... but we didn't realize how much until now... Clay Travis was on Fox yesterday AM and telling Bill Hemmer the only solution to the Chinese-owned TikTok would be for it to be owned by a 100% American organization... GET REAL! All China would do is create a shell corporation and silently buy it back .. and maybe have Hunter Biden as it's CEO.. Hey! Don't laugh. And Travis.... go back to your Monday Morning Quarterbacking job...

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Online headline: "Norton LifeLock says thousands of customer accounts breached." -- Hmmmm... I think we are seeing the beginning of the biggest class-action suit EVER!

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From the "hmm.. and who's the bigger liar?" department - Online headline: "Astronaut Scott Kelly mocks George Santos for his committee assignments, calling the embattled congressman a 'former NASA astronaut and moon walker'" -- Hmm.. Santos never made those claims, but will Scott Kelly admit that he told lies about Santos? Probably NOT! So, Santos is more honest than Scott Kelly... and for that matter, more honest than Scott's twin, Senator Mark Kelly... and for THAT MATTER.. more honest than ANY Democrat politician!