Well, plan your coffee for a little later this weekend... we're operating of beach time. We're gaining a new family member via marriage.

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Online headline/story: "Nicole Kidman & 'The Paperboy': Actress Refused To Say The N-Word * Kidman's turn as Charlotte Bless has earned rave reviews from critics, many of whom were simply shocked by her daringness in the film. In addition to urinating on Efron (his character has an unfortunate encounter with a jellyfish), she also participates in a couple of wild sex scenes, including one in which she pantomimes performing oral sex on an inmate" -- Obviously, Kidman needs to learn how to say at least one "N-word"....NO!...or at least "No Way!

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Following the debate, potUS Oblamewhitie told donors the next morning that he was going to make sure they got to see Big Bird...after all, he had given the country one the night before, and the past 4 years.

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Online headline: "King Abdullah II Of Jordan Dissolves Parliament" -- Oooops, my bad. Thought maybe the king has picked up a few tips from Saddam Hussein and was using a vat of acid rather than a wood chipper.

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Online headline: "Democrats Left Confused By Obama's Social Security Debate Remarks" -- Well,they are even more confused if they actually read the bills the DIM&DUMBERats passed without reading; confused to find that those laws apply to them, too!

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Guess the tingle Chris Mathews felt running down his leg turned into tinkling Wednesday night.

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Did you notice how potUS Oblamewhitie kept lowering his eyes whenever Romney spoke? Can't hardly wait for his spinmeisters to announce potUS Oblamewhitie has some submissive disorder caused by Ancestral Slave Dealer's Syndrome

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When you think about it, potUS Oblamewhitie did better in his debate with Clint Eastwood's chair.
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Rumor has it President Obama has decided to send Clint Eastwood's chair in replacement of Biden in his debate with Paul Ryan next week.

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Remember how you felt when you walked into a classroom knowing you had cut too many study groups to be prepared? Wanna guess what potUS Oblamewhitie actually made in classes at Columbia and Harvard?

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potUS Oblamewhitie reminded me of his reign as Emperor a while back, only this time he actually saw his new clothes were actually not there.
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The president of the local DIM&DUMBERat Party said that during the debate, Romney 'was more upbeat'. As the rest of Columbus saw it, it was more of a situation where Obama looked "more beat up".

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L-E story: "Congressman Sanford Bishop hosted more than 100 ministers Oct. 1 to hear plans on registering church members and providing rides to the polls." -- For a political party so desperate to keep God out of our schools, what we need is a law to keep politics out of church. Wait a minute... the DIM&DUMBERats passed law prohibiting that! Enforce it!

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Don't you know potUS Oblamewhitie now wishes he'd spent more time with 'on the job training' rather than golfing, vacationing and fund raising. I'm even more interested now than before to see his college transcripts...especially his professors' notes.