From the "The Sky is Falling! The Sky is Falling" department - Online story: "The U.S. Capitol was briefly evacuated Wednesday evening after police identified an aircraft that they said posed "a probable threat” " -- A member of the US Army Golden Knights parachute unit (and support vehicle) involved in a National's baseball game promotion sent Democrats scurrying last evening... and NATO countries' and Zelenskyy's hearts skipped a few beats! Obviously, the Biden-PeLOUSY run Capitol security could not control "air space" in America from a fly over! Betcha Putin and Xi Jinping took a close look at this!

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Hmmm... wait a minute... maybe PeLOUSY and the White House "handlers" thought that this was just a drop off of illegal aliens Governor Abbott was sending to Washington!

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Online headline: "'Thoroughly disgusted' viewers, judge Ken Jeong protest Rudy Giuliani's controversial 'Masked Singer' appearance: 'He should be in prison'" -- Hmmm... Giuliani should be in prison? I do not recall Ken Jeong walking out of a voting precinct when he saw Hellary's name on a ballot, or calling for James Comey to be barred from teaching an ETHICS class at a law school, or for Hunter Biden being allowed to enter the White House... I'll even bet Ken Jeong didn't remove Alec Baldwin's name from his Christmas Card list...in fact, Ken Jeong may deserve to be in prison more than the above.... for impersonating a comedian...

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Online headline: "New Mexico fines 'Rust' for willful gun safety failures" -- Hmmm.. seems New Mexico didn't check its "aim" before firing... either...the fines should have been at the people who didn't bother to assure the gun was loaded or unloaded as soon as they picked it up...

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Hmmm ..another JoKKKe Biden promise.. now he's promising to do what he can do to bring down oil/gas prices... Hmmm, no wonder the Easter Bunny whisked Jim away from the reporters... the White House "handlers" were afraid someone might ask him to name something he's promised to help Americans with inflation issues...

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From the "what were they thinking!" department - Online AJC story: "A public defender representing six former educators convicted in the Atlanta Public Schools test-cheating scandal argued Tuesday he should not be required to represent all six clients in their appeals because to do so would raise conflicts of interest." -- Good grief! The only things that "unify" these 6 defendants is that all 6 were convicted, and now are individually trying to shift he blame onto other in the group! How could a judge assign one lawyer.. a taxpayer funded one at that!... to represent them as a group? Oh! speaking of school test cheating scandals.. what ever happened to the MCSD Rigdon Road School principal that suddenly moved to the Macon School System shortly before all the standard test cheating at Rigdon Road became exposed?

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Hey, FOX News.... the Depp-Heard court room spat is (Drum roll, please)... NOT NEWS!

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Online headline: "Tesla and SpaceX CEO Elon Musk criticized the “woke mind virus” making Netflix “unwatchable” as shares took a nosedive before market open Wednesday after the streaming service disclosed Tuesday afternoon that it lost subscribers in the first quarter for the first time in more than a decade." -- I'm thinking about eliminating Netflix myself... other than when my grandchildren are here, we rarely find anything my bride and me desire to watch... The "original" offerings are usually are too graphic in gore or "skin" or slanted subject matter that we won't watch them. Hmmm... with any luck, maybe Google's Mark 6uckerberg diversified his Google Billions into Netflix stock...

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Hey, Columbus, GA Mayor and City Manager...Guess this Columbusite is ready for Old Can Pickup Day scheduled for this Saturday... Wait a minute,,, aren't those the NEW CANS? How come this house has two already, and no one in my neighborhood has receive any! Now.. who is going to pay for the replacement! Surely taxpayers shouldn't be responsible for individual abuses! Hmmm... bet this aspect was never entered into the algorithm to figure out short and long term expenses! BTW... these two are on the same street as the single can shot I posted earlier.. Oh! Can those automated garbage pickup trucks be adjusted to pickup plastic bags?