In 1937, when my dad played his first round at Augusta National, he 3-putted the 18th for an even par round, but Jon Rahm 4-putting the first hole then finishing 7-under for the round is monumental!

---
Hmmm... Why is Fox News surprised that Resident Biden hasn't commented on Trump's indictments...it could simply be that he knows nothing about it, but more than likely, he knows his day in the "light" is coming, and he doesn't want to say something that will come back to haunt him.

---
Columbus L-E headline: "Columbus, GA police chief Freddie Blackmon to leave job April 30, takes $400,000 severance" -- Well...the funny thing about "firing" someone to 'fix' a problem is finding out that the problem isn't fixed because the person "fired" wasn't the problem..... Physicians... uh.. Mayor/Council of Columbus, GA... heal thyself.

---
Nike is gonna have to change its name.... Nike just made a sports bra for the transgender Dylan Mul-VAIN-y (a.k.a. " BUD...light"). Not buying Nike isn't enough... Nike needs... DEMANDS being renamed.. I'm thinking "Dopey" is an appropriate one... and the "Swoosh" needs to be surgically removed. After actually seeing a video of "BUD.... light" prancing around in one, I think real biological women athletes should feel embarrassed to wear one themselves.

---
From the "when it rains.. it pours" department - Online headline: "Country music's Travis Tritt drops all Anheuser-Busch products after Bud Light's Dylan Mulvaney campaign" -- I just poured out the two Michelob Ultras I had left over from a gathering last week.. Am checking all Anheuser-Busch "brands" to make sure I don't buy another one by accident..

---
Online headline: "Georgia now has more soundstage space than NYC, only 2nd behind LA in the US" -- Good grief! This is something POSITIVE Columbus, GA participates in....and we don't get a 'mention'... Get to work, Chamber!

---
Online headline: "Suspect in deadly south Columbus shooting receives bond reduction" -- Hmmmm... like I've said many times... stricter guns will not stop the bloodshed... stricter enforcement of existing gun laws and court guidelines will.. Now, unless there is definite evidence/knowledge that a shooter didn't initiate or participate in a crime that led up to the shooting... NO BAIL! At least no REDUCTIONS of bail.

---
Online story: "Vice President Kamala Harris has announced a $950 million private sector investment in northern Central America to address poverty and violence that are driving migration from the region" -- Hmmm... a $950,000,000.00 "investment" in the Central America 'private sector'? Hmmm.. in other words, a bribe to drug cartels to slow down their sex and smuggling trafficking enterprises until after the 2024 elections.

---
Online headline: "Supreme Court blocks West Virginia from implementing ‘Save Women’s Sports’ law as state battles ACLU" -- Hmmmm... the real ruling is whether biological males who don't declare themselves "women" are discriminated against by men who do.

---
Online headline: "Florida woman found with 24 pipe bombs pleads guilty to avoid jail, focus on mental health" -- Good grief! Does anyone... ANYONE.... actually believe she won't remember how to make a pipe bomb when she's released from any mental health treatment?

---
Online "headLIE": "Chicago paper is stunned new mayor honored God but not Obama" -- WRONG! The new mayor probably BELIEVES Obama is his god.

---
Online headline: "Alan Dershowitz warns there's 'no chance' Trump gets acquitted in NYC: Judge, jurors 'don't have the courage'" -- Or could it simply be that Dershowitz looked at the 2020 voting results showing 87% of votes in this district went against Trump?

---
Online headline: "A growing number of workers applied for jobless benefits last week, a sign the labor market is beginning to tighten in the face of higher interest rates. * Number of Americans applying for unemployment benefits hits 228,000" -- What a contradiction of Biden facts.. Most businesses still have "we're hiring" signs out, but most benefit applicants are there hoping to find another government check to replace the bigger ones hey lost on March 1st...

---
Online headline: "Bragg violated Trump's 6th Amendment rights in refusing to disclose underlying crime: legal expert" -- Yes.. he did.. probably by design.. this way Bragg has an excuse why his "trumped up" case was... we'll... WAS...as it's thrown out

---
Online headline: "Poll: Most oppose Social Security, Medicare cuts" -- Hmmm.. and MOST... if not ALL "Polls" about "cutting Social Security" are created by Democrats and MSM to upset and distract voters because no Republicans are going to even suggest cutting Social Security from it's rightful owners...

---
Online headline: "Progressive lawmakers renew call for impeachment of Justice Thomas: -- Hmmm... Guess Clarence Thomas "ain't Black enough" for Progressives either.. that or it's a new variant of Covid-19..... KKKovid-1950s...

---
Online headline: "Biden review of chaotic Afghan withdrawal blames Trump" -- Wow! It had to happen... Biden blaming Trump for Afghanistan! Even PeLOUSY won't believe this... CNN might, but not PeLOUSY..

---
Online headline: "White House accuses GOP of helping Mexican drug cartels by targeting ATF" -- Wait a minute! That was the Obama/Biden White House along with Holder that sent guns to the Mexican drug lords... remember "fast and furious"?

---
Online headline: "An Ohio school district is moving to a 4-day school week to curb burnout for teachers" -- Hmmm does that mean children will have to go to school 45 weeks a t-=year instead of 36 to get their 180 days of school in?