Online headline: "'He's a crook!' Jasmine Crockett hits back after Pam Bondi's attack on Fox News" --  You know, Jasmine Crockett is the epitome of stupidity of a Texas Democrat... think about how much better off  Texans in House District 30 would be if she put her energy into working with Abbott, Trump, and Musk...

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Online headline: "Georgia House Democrats ‘walked out’ of the Legislature as they protest bill targeting trans Georgians" --  You know, Democrats in GA, led by Columbus' City Manager's wife, seem to care more about elective, cosmetic surgery for special interest groups than life saving medical care for Georgians with life-threatening issues.

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How pitiful ...hearing a CNN anchor chastising the deportation of a "family man"  to a prison in El Salvador. Two things CNN doesn't want to include as it demands the DHS "apologize ..admit it made a mistake". Hmmm...first of all, when have you heard a CNN anchor apologize for anything it has misreported? Secondly, the so-called "family man" is an illegal alien, a known and self-admitted MS-13 gang member, and has involvement in human-trafficking crimes that CNN ain't gonna apologize for not mentioning.

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Online headline: "The Excitement of the Columbus (GA) Cup Returns to Waveshaper Island" -- April 12th and 13th? Hmmm...let's see,, the Columbus Cup... or "The Masters"... Lemme think about this a second....Hmmm... somebody needs to do a better job at event scheduling... who schedules an event that competes against the 3rd and final rounds of "The Masters"!

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Online "headLIE": "Columbus Community Leaders Urge Unity Ahead of 2026 Elections" --  Unity? A call for UNITY?  Oh! so that's what the NAACP and IMA calls all that ranting and raving! 

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Online headline: "Ex-Biden aide says former president was 'fatigued, befuddled, and disengaged' prior to June debate" --  Good grief! The only thing newsworthy about this "revelation" is that it's taken 5 years for liberals to admit what was reality to the rest of the WORLD!

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Online headline: "Roughly half of Gen Z workers say they don’t want to return to the office because it means they can’t binge-watch their favorite TV shows during work anymore" --  When you think about this headline, can you think about anything other than what a pathetic legacy for a generation of Americans!

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Online headline: "DOGE uncovers VA’s agreement to pay $380K per month for minor website modifications" --  Wow! A VA contract carried over from Biden for $4.5 Million annually is now being handled by 1 VA Department "techie" spending 10 hours per week. Thank you President Trust and DOGE! At "worst", taxpayers save nearly $4.4 Million each year, but even better is hat there's $4.4 Million more each year to treat our Veterans healthcare needs... 

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Wow! Who'da thunk it! The Dodgers are off to an 8-0 start and the Braves are 0-7! Maybe the Braves players are embarrassed at wondering if they'll get "sent down" to a Braves' farm team, and have to deal with becoming either a "Gwinnett Stripper" or a "Columbus Pit"?

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Online headline: "USA Fencing stands by trans athlete after female opponent takes knee and disqualified" --  Fire the Fencing Coaches! And remove "Fencing" from the next Olympics!

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Online headline: "Miranda Devine: New FBI chat logs reveal extraordinary ‘gag order’ senior leadership used to shutdown any Hunter Biden laptop discussion" --  Hmmm....looks like the FBI was "aiding & abetting" false claims of "Russian Collusion" against Trump, while burying real aiding & abetting "Chinese  Collusion" for Biden!

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WRBL-TV3 online headline: "New manufacturing facility to open in Georgia, creating over 200 jobs" --  Hmmm.... but notice...  not to Columbus, GA... too many elected Democrats... 

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Online headline: "Columbia University students chain themselves to gate in protest of Mahmoud Khalil's detention by ICE" --  Good grief! Solder the chain locks, transplant the gates & protesters to Yemen, and let the protesters ask the Houthis for justice!

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Online headline: "Federal judge dismisses lawsuit that challenged Georgia’s electronic voting machine system" --  You know, when the manufacturer and GA's Secretary of State both acknowledge the system IS HACKABLE, there needs to be changes made.

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Online headline: "SEC school offers Collin Murray-Boyles $2.5 million to leave South Carolina" -- Whether "NIL" will ever ,, could ever... be discontinued at this point is pretty much "moot".. but the NCAA is going to have to put reasonable controls on it... such as "No transfers between same conference schools", and  "Loss of next year's eligibility for transferees." Other conditions, too, such as no second return to “the portal”…

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Online headline: "Judge orders White House to restore legal aid to unaccompanied migrant children" --  Hey, DOJ! CHARGE THAT JUDGE WITH OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE! Hey, US Supreme Court... lay down some ground rules.. number 1 being: "Judges only have jurisdiction over their assigned District".

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WTVM-TV9 online headline: "Deputy arrested after illegal items brought into Muscogee County Jail " -- And throw away the key! Lessons must be taught… and learned!

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Online headline: "Joe And Jill Biden's Daughter Ashley Lives An Incredibly Lavish Life" --  "lavish lifestyle"! Hunter's been pardoned, but maybe Ashley's accounts & revenue sources need... deserve... more scrutiny..

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Hmmm...so Hunter Biden has agreed.. "consented... to his disbarment from practicing law in Washington, DC. Good grief ..who would hire him anymore anyway?

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Online headline: "California Dem compares 'Save Girls Sports' law to Nazi Germany, as two trans athlete ban bills fail to pass" --  Good grief! Only sick liberals could…would…  compare banning men from girls competitive sports to Nazi Germany banning breathing for Jews! Hey, President Trump ... move the upcoming 2028 LA Olympics to Texas or Florida!

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Online headline: "GOP wins back 2 House seats, as Democrat-endorsed judge wins Wisconsin Supreme Court seat" -- Hmmm... two more Congressional Republicans is a much bigger win for America than another liberal judge in Wisconsin...

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Online headline: ""I don't like it, and never did like it" - Larry Bird has a problem with the uncalled travels and double-dribbles in the NBA" -Amen, Brother Bird! Me neither! Sometimes when I hear a ref blow a whistle, I expect to hear, "That's a First Down"!

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Online headline: "Venezuelans tell Supreme Court not to hand Trump ‘limitless’ deportation power" --  How the hell do illegal aliens have standing in America's court system!

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Online headline: "GDOT Awards $104M to Widen Six Miles of Highway 20" -- Good grief!  $104 MILLION to widen...not build from scratch... 6 miles of non-Interstate highway.. sounds like a huge taxpayer rip off ! Maybe the Columbus, GA media can get Cathy Williams to “splain” this…

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Online headline/story: “White House journalists consider briefing room ‘sit-in’ protest * The White House Correspondents' Association (WHCA) has been managing seating for decades and seeks a conversation with the administration, emphasizing their efforts to include diverse outlets and regional reporters. * journalists covering news at the White House are reportedly considering a sit-in protest. * The possible move came as a response to the administration’s proposal to change the seating arrangement within the press briefing room ." -- Wait a minute... What's happened in the past is more like putting a cart before a Jackass! In fact, remove all the chairs so the reporters stand-up and actually work!

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Online headline: "Cory Booker Tells Reporters He Hasn’t Eaten or Drank Water in Days: ‘Intentionally Dehydrated Himself" --  Hmmm... Booker says he didn't eat nor drink.. and we KNOW he didn't say anything worthwhile..  Sounds like Booker was intentionally trying to create a sympathy event for himself. Pitiful act for a US Senator!

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Online headline: "A Chicagoan wanted to protest Elon Musk — and put a swastika sticker on a Jewish man’s Tesla" -- Hmmmm... Jim KKKrow Democrats of the 21st Century!

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Online headline: "Online headline: “School zone camera bill changed" --  Wait a dang minute! Giving them 3 years to rip off GA voters is not the legacy Republican politicians want to take into their re-election campaigns! You Republicans better start listening to your constituency and not the lobbyist dollars!

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Online headline/story: "Retail, hotel and housing. Columbus plans mixed-use development around Synovus Park * When the Columbus GA Council OK’d a lease with Diamond Baseball Holdings to bring the Minor League team to Muscogee County and upgrade Synovus Park, proponents of the plan told city leaders it could lead to up to $350 million in private investment in a mixed-use development. * This development COULD include a hotel, retail and office space, multifamily housing, a parking deck, and workforce housing, according to the city’s proposed plans. * Bringing in more green space to the area is important to city officials, Hodge said. Getting rid of the “sea of asphalt ” was one goal of the development, Mayor Skip Henderson previously told the Ledger-Enquirer." -- Talk about "gobbledy-goop"! Not only has Mayor Skippy the Poo screwed Columbus with his "100 Acre Scam", he's stumbling over the trail of crap he's left!  "COULD lead"? Liars love the word "COULD".. it never pins them down to the truth... What other $350 Million dollars in investments is he talking about.. He just dumped $50 Million in bonds on our backs, and it's been announced that $300 Million is going to another "assisted living APARTMENT complex, so what's he going bring in... and where can he put something? He says,  “Getting rid of the “ sea of asphalt ” was one goal of the development”, but the only “green” there is the baseball & football fields (hey, the softball complex is red clay), and he wants a new parking deck built which sounds like another concrete project..   Oh.. and what kinda “timeframe”? The Oglethorpe Bridge is soon to be demolished and rebuilt.. but doesn’t mention the disruption of traffic and commerce this will cause.. Little did I realize how accurate “Skippy the Poo” would describe what has happened in his smoke-filled, backroom conniving’s to bypass the Columbus voters right to decide what could happen at Golden Park!

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Online headline: "35-year-old was 29 months away from getting her $247,804 student debt forgiven. Now she's stuck"--  Good grief! Why would anyone hire someone with zero math knowledge about loans. Think about owing $247,000+ dollars on a loan for an education that cannot support the loan amount!

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Online headline: "Rosie O’Donnell’s daughter Chelsea sentenced after 3 back-to-back drug arrests" --  Wow...sounds like Rosie needs to get a G.E.D. in parenting. Maybe Ireland offers a course...