Online story: “The FBI and Department of Defense have reportedly tracked more than 100 incidents of Chinese nationals posing as tourists to attempt to breach U.S. military bases and other federal sites. * Those responsible, dubbed "gate crashers," range from Chinese nationals detected crossing into a U.S. missile range in New Mexico, to scuba divers caught swimming in murky waters near a U.S. government rocket launch site in Florida, several U.S. officials recently told The Wall Street Journal.” – Hmmm… It’s probably way more than “more than 100 incidents”, but most of the Chinese probably carry Biden-signed “Get Out Of Jail Free” cards..

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Online headline: “Fauci ‘concerned’ people won’t comply if masking recommendations return: 'I hope' they 'abide'” -- Hmmm.... so "Fauci's Concerned"? Well, he ought to be! In fact, he ought to be CONCERNED he's gonna be arrested for showing this face in public and “concern” for being arrested on the spot for "fraudulent use of a government office"!

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From the “this proves my point about Fauci” department – Online stpry: “First lady Jill Biden tested positive for COVID-19 Monday but is experiencing only mild symptoms, her spokeswoman said.” – You know, if anyone had an excessive amount of N-95 masks at her disposal, it’s Jill Biden.. and they don’t work … either!

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Online headline: “Donald Trump's Mug Shot Merchandise Move May Cost Him His $7 Million Profit” – Hmmmm…. Since the NCAA had to give college players the right to their "NIL" (Name Image Likeness), I'm pretty sure the Sheriff's Office has no more claim to a non-convicted American citizen's "NIL".

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Online headline/story: “Texas sends 12th migrant bus to LA; city may seek legal action despite approving sanctuary status * The bus arrived nearly a week after the Los Angeles City Council voted unanimously to pursue a lawsuit and criminal probe against Texas over its migrant bussing program. * Council members requested the city attorney’s office investigate whether Texas Gov. Greg Abbott has committed crimes through the program and whether the lawsuit is justified.” – “Gov Abbott has committed crimes”? Hmmm… about the only “crimes” I see are the LA Mayor & Council committing crimes against illegals for NOT allowing them “sanctuary”, and the crime against law abiding American citizens living in LA who aren’t protected from illegals being allowed “sanctuary” in LA…

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Online headline/storu: “Toothpaste Ingredient Could Extend the Range of Electric Cars * Researchers from the U.S. Department of Energy’s Argonne National Laboratory identified a fluoride electrolyte that could safeguard future batteries from performance decline.” -- Good grief! Now a fluoride shortage will raise the price of our toothpaste!

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Online headline: “Attempt to bar Trump from 2024 ballot gains steam despite 'dubious' and 'dangerous' legal arguments” – Seriously?... How do you bar someone.. anyone ....from being on a ballot asked on "untrue, untried, and unproven charges'?" Heck, Maxine Waters doesn't even live in her CA District!

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From the “you CAN’T have it both ways” department – Online “headLIE”: “Tesla’s Elon Musk Introduces Quantum Energy Generator, Paving Way for COST-FREE Sustainable Power” – “Cost Free Sustainable Power”? Hmmm… excuse me but… but how “free” is the actually free energy producing Quantum Generator going to be?

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Online story: “Homeless squatters in Casper, Wyoming, "destroyed" a local motel, which would require millions of dollars to repair, and left hundreds of pounds of human feces in the downtown area, according to the city’s mayor.” – Hmmm… must have been the “Elect Liz Cheney Fan Club”…

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Online story: “Another billionaire has added a media company to his wishlist: John Catsimatidis, the chairman and CEO of grocery chains Gristedes Foods and D'Agostino Supermarkets. He’s recently been telling news outlets he’d be willing to purchase CNN from Warner Bros. Discovery. * “I’d go run the place tomorrow morning, and all I’d want is $1 per year and a piece of the upside,” the grocery mogul told the New York Post.” – “all he wants is $1 per year”? Who does this guy think he is …. Houdini? – Heck, I’m not sure even Houdini could turn CNN around and make a profit of $1 a year!

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Online headline: “U.N. reports Iran's nuke program is still growing, and out of sight” – Hmmm… I may have been wrong … this is actually “the success” of the Biden Administration!

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Online headline: “Nikki Haley Says Americans 'Are Not Going to Vote for a Convicted Criminal' for President” – What’s she talking about! First, Donald Trump is NOT a “convicted criminal”… secondly, Democrats have elected and RE-ELECTED many “convicted criminals”.. Remember Adam Clayton Powell, and Marion Berry.. et al?