Online headline: "Kansas to Massachusetts: Up to a Foot of Snow to Fall Across 1,300 Miles" -- Hmmm... the South gets picked on a lot by the Northerner mainstream media centers and erudites, but when was the last/first/only time you heard of a Southerner moving up North for retirement?

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Online headline: "Obama: Any Violation Of Ukraine's Sovereignty Would Be 'Destabilizing'" -- Good grief... Sounds like Judas 00-Barnum just threatened Putin with a lashing by wet spaghetti noodles. I'm going to stay up and watch Saturday Night Live just to see the skits it has on tonight.

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Hey, Judas 00-Barnum... Putin has drawn a true "RED" line, and he knows you won't cross it!

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What's it gonna take to get a row out of Judas 00-Barnum? We know a "cold war" isn't going to do it, so how about a "hot" one.. he could initiate his :Global Warming" plan of attack he's been working on so hard.

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HuffPost headline: "Piers Morgan Ready To Move On" -- Hmm, guess it's about time.. the rest of the world moved on some time ago.

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How can the US Supreme Court maintain that OObamaCRAP is the law of the land, when 00-Barnum doesn't uphold the law of the Constitution he swore to defend?

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HuffPost headline/story: ""Bridgegate' Traffic Jam 911 Tapes Released * FORT LEE, N.J. (AP) — A New Jersey town has released hours of dispatch tapes from the week in September when a traffic jam engineered by Gov. Chris Christie's aides clogged streets near the George Washington Bridge. * The traffic jams occurred from Sept. 9 to 13 in Fort Lee. Town officials have said they caused unnecessary delays for first responders." -- Hmmm, excuse me but this appears to be a "McCaining" of Gov. Christie.. From the Ft Lee Volunteer Ambulance Corps website: "The Ambulance Corps also staffs a bike team often visible at special events in town such as the St. Rocco’s feast, Madonna Carnival, GWB Bridge Challenge, and the Main Street Health Fair. The bike team carries specially designed medical equipment that allows immediate emergency care and stabilization to begin at emergency incident until the arrival of the ambulance and/or paramedics." -- The Bike Corps is in addition to ambulance services, what access problem?

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How about an update on the various LOST, SPLOST, and T-SPLOST tax revenues through December 31, 2013! Today is March 1st, and not only would the figures give us a pretty good and accurate indication of what's going on in our local economy, it would show us the depth of the miscalculation of the School Board's expectations for building projects. I especially want to hear from those who are seeking re-election.

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HuffPost headline: "Mary-Kate Olsen engaged to boyfriend" -- Good grief.. the HuffPost is almost sounds disappointed that Mary-Kate is engaged to a man....

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Online story: "(New York City Mayor Bill de Blasio has declared his intention to shut down the horse-drawn carriage industry, saying it's inhumane to keep horses in modern-day Manhattan. The democrat wants to replace them with electric cars." -- Hmmm, how romantic...a Prius driven carriage... I can hear Miss Scarlet swoon at the thought. Wonder how many retired horses will now be on the way to the slaughter houses/glue factories?

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Online headline/story: "Betty White is older than sliced bread. * Sliced bread was introduced in 1928 by inventor Otto Frederick Rohwedder. Before this moment, bread was sold in whole loaves as bakers didn't trust sliced bread could stay fresh. Betty White was born in 1922" -- Hmmm sorta warps our time line of history, doesn't it?

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Another time warping bit of history.. Italy did not become a country until March 17, 1861.. less than a month before the Civil War began. Up until that date, the Italian peninsula consisted of multiple states,

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Something's never change...one of those is convicting a Kennedy. Kerry Kennedy got acquitted for DUI by claiming she accidentally took the wrong pill. Hey, that excuse has worked for all Kennedys.. Sen Ted "accidentally" took the wrong road, and his nephew, William Smith, "accidentally" stripped and raped a woman he picked up and took back to the Kennedy Florida Compound.

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Replay... may mean even more than it did months ago...

1-800-382-5968. Check your phone pad. 1-800 F*** You is actually this number for Obama's Health Care Hotline 1-800-382-5968.

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A federal appeals court upheld a CA high school's right to make students turn their American Flag t-shirts inside out. The judge said student safety trumped the students' 1st Amendment Rights. Excuse me, but federal courts in the past neutered schools from locker searches for drugs and weapons & such based on the 4th Amendment. Personally, I don't think minor children have any Constitutional rights until they finish high school...only the rights their parents have allowed them.

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A Florida restaurant is adding a 1% surcharge to customer bills to pay the some of the costs of OObamaCRAP. Now, how does the restaurant process this. It can't be handled as a tax, so it'll have to listed as income, and don't you know the IRS is going to go after that for tax purposes, which means 25-40% of that surcharge will go into the government's pocket...

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Online quote source: "“You can tell more about a person by what he says about others than you can by what others say about him.” - Audrey Hepburn" -- Another one of those adages that you'll never see in Judas 00-Barnum's home.

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It's finally raining in California... guess God has let the people of California suffer enough under Democratic Party non-solutions. Hey, Californians.. God loves you, but maybe he's making a point you should vote for more conservative people.. as the Bible says.. God helps those who help themselves... not those who help themselves to other people's money.

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Stupidly low info voter's L-E "soundoff": "To those people who are “sure” of Carlton Gary’s guilt; how do you explain the gap teeth imprint which Carlton Gary didn’t have?" -- Hmmm, how about close to 30 years of taxpayer paid dental work....?

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Possibly the same guy as above's L-E "soundoff": " Josh McKoon’s SB377 “Preserving Religious Freedom” allows businesses to deny services to anyone on the basis of a “sincerely held religious belief.” Simply put, it is government-sanctioned discrimination." -- Liberals clamor for the complete separation of religions and state yet want the state to monitor/persecute religious beliefs.

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Viciously published L-E "soundoff": " CONSIDER THE SOURCE - Ted Nugent on CNN said President Obama needs to earn his respect. This from a guy who is an admitted child molester and Vietnam draft dodger." -- Consider the source? Consider the "selector" for this "Soundoff" item. This is really scraping the bottom of the barrel for the L-E. I do believe the L-E would have a hard time using the "absence of malice" law suit defense.

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L-E story: " A spokeswoman for the New York City medical examiner said Hoffman died from a mix of heroin, cocaine, amphetamines and benzodiazepines, which are drugs such as Xanax and Valium that are widely prescribed for anxiety, trouble sleeping and other problems. His death was ruled an accident. * Law enforcement officials have said Hoffman was found Feb. 2 with a needle in his arm, and tests found heroin in samples from at least 50 packets in his Manhattan apartment." -- "his death ruled an accident"? Was our coroner flown up as the "Guest Coroner"?

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L-E story: "( A century old) bridge across the Sandy River in New Sharon was built in 1916 but hasn’t been used since the 1990s. The Maine Department of Transportation told New Sharon officials in November that it was in danger of collapsing and that the state would pay to remove it. * An initial blast of explosives failed to bring the structure down as planned Thursday afternoon, because there were steel beams in the abutments that officials weren’t aware of, the Morning Sentinel reports. * The bridge eventually came down about three hours after the blast, and an excavator finished the job." -- Good grief... a bridge deemed unsafe took three hours to destroy intentionally, and it was safe all along. People have been inconvenienced for nearly 25 years because of government inefficiency, and when the government realized it wasn't unsafe to begin with, it tore it down just to prove it's point.

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From the L-E's "Fifty years ago today" feature: " State Rep. Joe Hurst, who Friday pleaded guilty to a charge of vote fraud, emerged Saturday as the only candidate qualified to seek re-election to the legislative post in the Quitman County primary April 2. * State level Democrats may decline to certify Hurst as a candidate. This warning was issued Saturday by Travis Stewart, executive director of the State Democratic Executive Committee." -- My how times have changed.. today's DNC would be backing him for Congress or Senate.