The Breakfast Club - July 19, 2010

Ben Jealous of the NAACP asks the T.E.A. Party groups to "separate from" and 'denounce' racist in their midst, and the T.E.A. Party groups have. Now, Mr Jealous, it's your turn to do the same for the NAACP and the NBPP.
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Online headline: "Who the "Angriest Man in the World" wants to punch" -- Ooops, my bad! Thought Algore had come out of hiding and gave an interview about Tipper divorcing him.
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VPOTU Biden says that he and potUS Nero-bama do not believe the T.E.A. Party groups are bigots and racists. Hmmm, guess that sine he and Nero-bama are the head of the DIM/DUMBorat Party which is the largest coalition of racist, bigoted, and single issue organizations, they know what a racist and bigoted political organization actually looks like.
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L-E headline: "Fort Benning ends property management contract with Pinnacle; files lawsuit alleging fraud" -- Excuse me, but how does replacing a corrupt Property Management company with another on which has hired 90% of the employees from the preceding company help with the problem?
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L-E headline: "Strong aftershocks shake Alaska island region" -- Ooops, my bad, again. Thought some reporter had secretly taped the Palins discussing their real feeling about Levi Jihnston following their public statement about him.
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L-E headlien: "Poll: Georgians upset with their lawmakers' performance" -- The L-E could have put any of the other 49 states into this headline and been correct, but I want to know why the L-E has to actually pay for such a poll when 10 minutes worth of man-on-the-street interviews would have revealed this.
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Congratulations, Lions; now, does anyone know when the real football season starts?
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L-E headline: "Flu shots may start arriving in mail" -- Sure hope my shot is shipped by either UPS or FedEx so it will arrive in time to be of any value.
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L-E headline: "Zsa Zsa Gabor to undergo surgery to replace hip" -- Ooops my bad, again. Read too fast and thought it said "Lips", but learning she is 93, I'll bet she's grateful HELL-thScare hasn't gone into effect and having to wait while government agents decided whether she could have the operation.
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Online headline: "Obama Bashes GOP on Unemployment extensions" -- What the real headline should be is "GOP bashes potUS Nero-bama on unemployment figures"
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L-E story: "Gaza’s Hamas rulers have banned women from smoking water pipes in cafes, calling it a practice that destroys marriages and sullies the image of the Palestinian people." -- Of course, men doing such cleans up the image of the Palestinian people....
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L-E headline: "First family vacation wraps up" -- Hope you note that potUS Nero-bama did not take his family to the Gulf Coast.
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L-E story: "The Oakland City Council on Tuesday will look at licensing four production plants where pot would be grown, packaged and processed into items ranging from baked goods to body oil. Winning applicants would have to pay $211,000 in annual permit fees, carry $2 million worth of liability insurance and be prepared to devote up to 8 percent of gross sales to taxes." -- DOH! Why not just give their customers a 'free sample" then double the price and charge them 100% in taxes; who's know or even care or remember?
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L-E "Q U O T A B L E": “Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.”
Carl Sagan American astronomer (1934-1996)" -- Must have been cited during a Larry KIng Live interview about CNN versus Fix News.
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If you haven't, you should drive by Interloper Nissan and see the US Flag flying there. It's beautiful, it's HUGE, but I think the flag pole is too short for the flag size. I don't think that flag can be flown at half-mast, when appropriate, without desecrating it by letting it touch the ground.
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