For all in the Chattahoochee Valley.. Golden Donuts IS BACK! Expect lines all the way to tomorrow... but worth the wait!

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From the "figures don't lie, but liars figure a lot and we gotta derail DeSantis and Abbott!" department - Online "YAHOO" headline: "Florida and Texas accounted for one-third of all new U.S. coronavirus cases last week, White House says" -- Hmmm... so the White House "handlers" are really "sweating BBs" now...It's too early to "stuff" ballots in drop-off boxes, so they are "stuffing" unvaccinated illegal aliens into both states.. Of course, 21,000 in a state of 22,000,000 is not even 1-in-a-1,000.

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Meanwhile, back at the ranch" department - Online story: "California has recorded at least 20,461 new cases in the last few days, 3,628 of them on Sunday, according to NBC News' tally. That took the state's total above 4 million — slightly over 10 percent of the state's population." -- Hmmm... so the one thing in common between Florida and california is the number of unvaccinated illegal aliens hiding in the shadows...

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From the anybody see the Clintons in Washington, DC this year?" department - Online headline: "Four officers who responded to Capitol riot have died by suicide" -- We grieve the death of suicides, but is it fair.. or even factual.. to BLAME the 4 officers actions on a single one-day event? Of course, fairness or factualness do not matter to MSM of the Socialist-Democrat Party...

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Another online YAHOO headline/story: "Meghan McCain says there’s 'no good Trump family member' * McCain is an outspoken conservative, sure, but she has repeatedly decried Donald Trump and his treatment of her father, the late Sen. John McCain." -- Hmmm.. so John McCain's daughter is a Conservative.. and an "OUTSPOKEN CONSERVATIVE" at that.. some YAHOO reporter got the "outspoken" right, but obviously used a Bill Clinton definition of "Conservative".

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From the "obviously, a 66,000 sq ft house in not big enough for the 2 of them" department - Online headline: "It's official: Bill Gates and Melinda French are divorced
The split between Bill Gates and Melinda French Gates, co-founders of one of the world’s largest private charitable foundations, has been finalized, a court document showed." -- nuff said

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Toilet paper shortage may be on the way.. .. got a sneak preview in my latest Sam's. purchase. ..Technically..it is a roll...has the same number of "sheets".. on the other hand ..maybe Sam's is producing the "JoKKKe Biden Edition" to combat what "runny inflatuation" does to the economy... or a "special RUN" for the next Socialist-Democrat Convention... sorta an appeasement to the anal retentive ..

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Cleveland Indians? Is Jeff Bezos challenging MLB's name change to the Cleveland Guardians or is Canada just not going along with the DEMs "cancel culture" agenda?

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From the "you can call me "Chuckles" too" department - Online headline/story: "Kamala Harris to travel to Vietnam, Singapore next month amid China tensions, US border crisis * "Her goal is to "strengthen relationships and expand economic support," chief spokeswoman Symone Sanders said in a statement." -- At first I thought this was written by a liberal writer with a "sense of humor".. but immediately I remembered that there is no such thing.

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WRBL-TV3 story: "COLUMBUS, Ga. (WRBL) – Autopsy results are back for an inmate who died at Rutledge State Prison earlier this month. The man’s cause of death has been determined to be homicide." -- OK.. now that the death has been confirmed as our at least number 42 of 2021, what are the details? How... and who who did it come to mind immediately.. We should at least feel (it did happen in a jail facility) that the murderer was still "in house" when the body was found..

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WTVM-TV9 headline: "Uptown Columbus announces fall concert series to return to Broadway" -- Hmmmm... wonder if the singers will have to wear masks, and whether the 3' or 6' social distancing rule will be in effect?

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Online headline: "Transgender weightlifter Hubbard makes history at Olympics" -- "Record"?...How could "she-it" set a record that's less than "zero"? Now the real failure of all this political correctness "to-do" is that a God created woman was denied an opportunity to fulfill her dream of competing in the Olympics..

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July shooting figures for Shicago are in! 622 people were shot (over 20 per day) ... and 105 (3.38 per day) of those were killed... and Shicago has a better annual rate of people killed per 100,000 than Columbus. GA... SMH...

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From the "shades of Jussie Smollett" department - Online headline/story: "Black man assaulted at Indiana lake faces criminal charges * Vauhxx Booker alleged a group of White men assaulted and threatened to 'get a noose' * Vauhxx Booker, a local civil rights activist and member of the Monroe County Human Rights Commission, was charged with misdemeanor trespass and felony battery for his involvement in last year’s Fourth of July incident at Lake Monroe, according to court documents filed Friday by a special prosecutor in the case. * Booker said the men threatened to break his arms and said, "get a noose," while telling his friends to leave the area. He said one of the men wore a hat decorated with a Confederate flag and that the men made statements about "white power."" -- Booker's definitely a JoKKKe Biden supporter.. he basically plagiarized Jussie Smollett's "story" with a couple of "changes"..

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From the "couldn't have said it more succinctly" department - A fellow BCer wrapped a bunch Columbus issues in a tidy pile:

New slogan for Columbus- “PROMISES MADE-PROMISES BROKEN”.
See how many things that would cover:
* garbage collection
* yard waste collection
* LOST VOTE-safest city in America
* swimming pools- 1/2 open for less hours and closed during hot weather
*Planetarium- poorly run and managed
* Government Center- no preventative maintenance and lack of management
* elimination of “public/private/partnership
(Don’t guess I need to continue?)

He did leave out a few things.. especially some "wasted spending" issues.. I just got my Water Bill in the mail.. which is an ABSOLUTE WASTE since I get and pay my water bill automatically online.. but I also didn't see the elimination of the garbage fee as promised....

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From the "Who says PHOTO-IDs and election monitors aren't necessary to prevent fraud?" - Online story: " Authorities say a man who was mistakenly released from an Alabama jail by posing as another inmate has turned himself in. * Al.com reports that authorities are investigating how 31-year-old Darren Jermaine Chipman was released in Madison County. * Authorities say the Huntsville man was released prematurely — on Saturday — while he was awaiting extradition to Georgia for a robbery offense and failure to register as a sex offender. * The sheriff’s office says that Chipman posed as another inmate and used that person’s information to get released." -- Wow! A prisoner.. inside a prison in Alabama.. fraudulently used a fake ID to get wrongfully released.. Looks like our new GA Law may need strengthening... already!

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From the "how easy is it for MSM to manipulate the facts while stating facts" department - Online headline: "Florida doctors are ‘angry and ashamed’ at governor Ron DeSantis as state becomes national Covid epicenter" -- Hmm 2 Florida doctors are mentioned-- Drs Bernard Ashby, a Miami cardiologist and Dr. Aileen Marty, a Florida International University infectious disease expert" -- Yep... two is a plural number...

https://www.newsbreak.com/news/2327817725253/florida-doctors-are-angry-and-ashamed-at-governor-ron-desantis-as-state-becomes-national-covid-epicenter?s=oldSite&ss=a3

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Online headline/story: "Pro-Biden groups to spend $100 million on August ad blitz * An array of progressive and pro-White House groups plans to spend nearly $100 million to promote President Joe Biden’s agenda over the next month to pressure Congress while lawmakers are on their August recess." -- Good grief! a $100,000,000.00 propaganda blitz rather than spending their $100,000,000.00 on helping people who need help.

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From the " it's time to invoke the 25th Amendment" department - Online headline: "Newt Gingrich: Nancy Pelosi is the greatest threat to constitutional liberty in our lifetime" -- maybe it is time.. actually "WAY PAST TIME".. to invoke the 25th Amendment on PeLOUSY...

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From the " how embarrassing... yet so poetic" department - Online headline: "From the " how embarrassing... yet so poetic" department" -- Bet Megan Rapinoe's "rear" is just as "purple" as her hair... again!

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From the "another embarrassing yet poetic situation" department Online headline: "Portland police's newly resurrected gun violence team can't find officers to fill unit: report" -- Hmmm.. maybe Portland Mayor Wheeler should rejoin the activists like he did last summer.. bet plenty of law enforcement officers might join for the opportunity to show he Mayor how effective normal police tactics are in stopping violent protesters abusing law abiding citizens' rights.

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And even another from the " agenda embarrassing yet poetic justice" department - Online headline: "Laurel Hubbard makes Olympics history but fails in medal bid" -- and so-on-and-so on...

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Online headline: "Washington, DC, murders surpass coronavirus deaths in July by nearly 3-to-1 ratio" -- Hmmmm... now, what should be Mayor Bow-wow-ser and Prophetess PeLOUSY's priority really be?

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Online headline: "Soros hands $1 million to group attempting to defund police as violent crime skyrockets nationwide" -- Guess Soros needs more violence to make his investments grow...

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Online headline: "James Craig slams 'misguided liberal mayors' for not stopping a rise in violent crime" -- "Misguided mayors"? How about "agenda focused Socialist-Democrat Mayors and DA's/jurists"!...

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Online headline: "Liz Peek: Biden's great slip and slide -- Americans now doubt his honesty, empathy and leadership" -- Hmmm... Conservatives have always questioned JoKKKe Biden's honesty, empathy, and leadership... so have other countries leaders... and now it looks like a bunch of Democrats are seeing the light!