From the "but don't hold your breath" department - Online headline/story: "Florida’s health department says CDC’s COVID count for state is wrong, 'anticipates' correction * "The Florida Department of Health took to Twitter on Monday to ask the Centers of Disease Control and Prevention to update its COVID-19 case tracker for the state because it incorrectly combined "MULTIPLE days into one," which made the Sunday daily case count explode to the state's worst ever. * They combined MULTIPLE days into one. We anticipate CDC will correct the record." --"correct the record"? I imagine the JoKKKe Biden "handlers" just put this "correction" fourth on its "Things To Do List"... right after

"apologize to Trump", apologize to Americans, and "apologize FOR Creepo Cuomo and PeLOUSY".

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Nancy PeLOUSY got SNUBBED... really SNUBBED... while stuck with a revoked invitation to Obama's 60th b'day party while on Martha's Vineyard! No matter how she responds to it, Obama let her know.. in no uncertain terms..that he is in charge of the Congressional Black Caucus and the "Squad", and no bill of hers will pass without his stamp of approval.

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Online headline: "Oregon governor signs bill suspending math, reading proficiency requirements for HS graduates" -- Good grief! The whole purpose of a high school diploma is to confirm a graduate IS PROFICIENT in math and reading skills that the graduate IS PREPARED for college and other life experiences! I'm gonna bet Oregon high school graduates in the future won't even have to take a skills test to graduate...Hmmm... why does this sounds so familiar to people in Columbus, GA?

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Online story: "A 9-year-old boy in Albany, Georgia, died Sunday night after he was struck by gunfire during a drive-by shooting while he was asleep in his bed, reports said. * A 9-year-old boy in Albany, Georgia, died Sunday night after he was struck by gunfire during a drive-by shooting while he was asleep in his bed, reports said. *
Michael Persley, the town’s top cop, appealed to the community for any leads and apologized to Brown’s family that the shooting ever occurred." -- Good grief! Grieve, yes, but the last thing any |town's top cop" should do is apologize for the evil of street thugs protected by liberals in the justice system!

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From the "so predictable!" department - Online headline: "Fake COVID-19 vaccine cards online worry college officials" -- Good grief! I have the "card" I was given when I got my two vaccines, and even I cannot prove it's not a fake! Reminds me of my original GA Driver's licenses... they were 'thick paper" and info was entered by a Driver's License Bureau person on 10th Avenue with whatever ballpoint pen he had on him that day.. and any blue ballpoint pen made it easy to convert the "1947" date to either "1944" or "1942".

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From the "experience does pay off" department - Online story: "CNN recently promoted the story of a "mom" of three young children who was nervous about being evicted amid the federal eviction moratorium. The liberal network even pushed a GoFundMe to help her cover the rent – but it turns out she wasn’t the mother after all. * CNN reporter Nick Watt explained that Kelly lost her job because of the coronavirus pandemic and can no longer afford child care, and her "little girls" were shown during CNN’s segment. *
However, it turns out Kelly isn’t the mother of the three young children used throughout CNN’s reporting." -- See how easy it is for CNN to promote "FAKE NEWS"? Now you know how natural it is for CNN to promote "FAKE JOURNALISTS" like Fredo Cuomo, Don Lemon, Anderson Cooper et al...

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Online headline: "Chicago cops turn their backs to Mayor Lightfoot at hospital after two officers shot" -- Hey... Mayor Lightheaded of Shicago... I have several guns... and I assure you no law enforcement officer.. whether it's in Shicago.. my town of Columbus, GA.. for that matter..any town .... ever need fear them!

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If it weren't for double standards, Socialist-Democrats wouldn't have any standards at all.. Pre-K through 2nd grade students start back to public school again in Columbus, GA on Wednesday wearing face masks, while the man the majority of MCSB and MCSD officials elected in 2008..and re-elected in 2012... just held a maskless, drug present 60th b'day party with a super-spreader list of celebrities from all over the place.

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From the "but it's a simple problem to fix" department - Online headline/story: "Zuckerberg’s cash fuels GOP suspicion and new election rules * Zuckerberg’s money was largely distributed through a nonpartisan foundation that had liberal roots. * “People saw that, and looked around, and they were increasingly concerned about why would you have a billionaire funding our elections through the backdoor,” said Jessica Anderson, executive director of the conservative group Heritage Action" -- Good grief! One simple national law would prevent this.. no person.. no organization.. should be able to give or funnel donations to any politician the donor.. or a majority of an organization.. is not eligible to personally vote for a candidate.

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From the "Nutshell" department Let's parse the $3.5 TRILLION dollar "in spending boosts and tax breaks aimed at strengthening social and environmental programs" bill. With 220 House Democrats, about 10 House RINOs plus 48 Senate Democrats, 2 Senate Socialists, and 2 Senate RINOs, their are 282 members of Congress who trying to destroy America's future by devaluing our monetary system.. This PORK bill of $3.5 TRILLION gives all the 282 Socialists in Congress some $12.4 BILLION EACH to spread around in hopes to get re-elected. Think about california.. PeLOUSY's home state... with 44 of 55 House/Senate members being Democrats, california is getting a total of over $682 BILLION to buy more votes (including those against California Republican members) in the next election/re-elections.

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From the "but not if we can help" department - Online headline: "'Incoherence' of Biden border crisis strategy may lead to Democrat election losses: Washington Post editorial
WaPo: Biden administration's 'convoluted messaging' on border crisis 'has been a failure" -- "may lead to Democrat election losses"? Key here is "not if the WaPO can help Democrats win"...

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Online headline: "Minor League Baseball testing pitcher-catcher transmitters to combat cheating" -- Good grief! It'll be easier to steal electronically transmitted signals than the traditional human transmitted ones!

https://www.wrbl.com/sports/minor-league-baseball-testing-pitcher-catcher-transmitters-to-combat-cheating

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From the "how come only conservatives saw this coming?" department - Online story: "At least one female California prisoner has become pregnant, and multiple others may have been assaulted, as California continues moving biological men claiming to be women into actual women’s prisons, a feminist legal group has said." -- DOH!

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Online headline: "Subway franchisees are fed up with Megan Rapinoe’s TV ads
Rapinoe inked other endorsement deals besides Subway, including tie-up with Victoria’s Secret" -- Hey... anybody know the other products (we know of Nike, Procter & Gamble, BodyArmor sports drink, Hulu, LUNA Bar, Smirnoff, Samsung, Vitamin Water, medical device company DJO Global and clothing company Wildfang.) that have connected with Rapinoe? Post them here. and on Social Media, too..

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Online headline: "Brutal Seattle beating caught on surveillance video, police say" -- Hmmm .. And not one mention of a racial hate crime!

https://www.foxnews.com/us/brutal-seattle-beating-caught-on-surveillance-video-police-say