Online headline/story: "Explosion at Mexican Resort Kills 7 People * The explosion, apparently caused by a buildup of gas, happened in the lobby of the Grand Riviera Princess hotel in Playa del Carmen" -- Yeah, maybe a build-up of methane gas caused by too many refried beans eaten by a suicide bomber from a drug cartel.
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Online headline: "Man Once Thought Dead Arrested" -- Ooops, my bad. Thought someone registered by ACORN had been found.
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Online headline: "Obama's Messaging Misadventures" -- "Messaging Misadventures"? This must be this the new buzz-word for caught lying.
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Since when is just leaving a tax rate at the same level its been a 'tax cut'?
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One more staffer is leaving the White House...bye-bye David Axelrod.
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L-E story: "A convenience store customer shot a suspect in the chest during what police said was an aborted robbery Saturday afternoon." -- Maybe the store should change its name to "Shop & Tote", and send future thugs a message.
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L-E headline: " Obama fails to meet expectations in Asia" -- potUS Imam-a had to go to Asia to get the message? He could have saved over a billion dollars by canceling his Asian trip and just reading the election results to know his work has been a complete failure.
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From above story: "By spending so much time in Asia, undeterred by his and his party’s midterm election “shellacking” on the way out the door, he showedkeynations howimportant they are to the U.S. agenda." -- What biased BS! What potUS Imam-a showed Asia is that he's a joke, and Asia laughed at him.
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L-E headline: "State plans to do away with graduation test" -- And the headline in 2012 will be, "State pats itself on back for improving graduation numbers".
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L-E story: "That may be particularly true in the Senate, where 21 Democrats, two independents who usually vote Democratic and 10 Republicans are up for re-election in 2012. * Democrats, who lost six Senate seats this month, are also waging an intraparty debate about how to proceed in the months ahead. * “If we don’t change our approach, we may have more trouble in the future,” said Ed Gresser, the president of the moderate Democratic Leadership Council. " -- Even though potUS Imam-a, pelosi, and Reid don't, at least someone in the DIM/DUMBorat Party did 'get it".
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Chizik can sidestep the Cam Newton questions, the NCAA will answer those for him, but he needs to answer why he didn't yank Fairley off the field for that cheap shot on Aaron Murray. You know, those Alabama State Troopers that shadow Chizik, why didn't they go out on the field and arrest Fairly for assault&battery, or assault with a deadly weapon?
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