Online headline: "Jon Lovitz: Obama Is A 'F***ing A**hole' " -- Guess you can say/think ('feel' if you are a liberal), that Jon Lovitz is upset. Probably because with potUS Arpege in office, Lovitz's can't get a gig as the 'pathological liar' because his act is pretty much amateurish compared to potUS Arpege. --- As if we didn't expect it, the HuffPost has officially rewritten the history of the first decade of this century. The HuffPost has stepped up its "Blame Bush" campaign by asserting that Bush "started two wars". Yeah, the HuffPost would want us to believe that Bush flew an airplane into the World Towers but parachuted to safety. Yeah, that's the ticket! No wonder Jon Lovitz is upset at potUS Arpege. --- Online headline: "Mad Cow Case Confirmed In California" -- Ooops, my bad. Just knew this had to be Nancy Pelosi......... --- What started out as a simple restoration project for the Chattahoochee River has turned into a commercial nightmare. Looking at construction activity north of the Eagle & Phenix dam, I am of conclusion that this project needs a theme song...may I suggest "Big Yellow Taxi" by Joni Mitchell (et al)....'they paved paradise and put up a parking lot'. --- Ah, the Ron White act on the 28th is sold out by the latest report. Have to wonder how many Councilors have gotten 'free tickets' and how many MCSD board members will attend. --- Hmmmm, a fellow BCer sent me an e-mail showing Greg Norman's new toy...a $70,000,000.00 yacht. Wonder if he'd swap it out for another try to redo the back nine at Augusta in 1996? --- The war on terrorism is over. Democracy is emerging in Egypt. These are more late night joke material proffered as potUS Arpege tries to revive the comedy industry single handedly. Well, with a lot of help from Joe Biden-Biden. --- On a roll from fellow BCer submitted political cartoons we didn't see in the L-E"

--- L-E "soundoff": "Once again Columbus High students — always graduating near 100 percent and going on to college — are showing more wisdom than the Muscogee County School Board and its (retiring) leader. " -- Just confirmation that Dr. Crumbs made a more stupid judgement than to show Ron White's "You can't fix stupid" routine. You might have some weird sense of sympathy/understanding for him if he showed that video to the teachers at one of several high schools that haven't passed AYP in years. --- Firing the Secret Service agents is the antithesis of how it's done in sports. If a team isn't performing well, it's the manager or coach that gets canned, generally for bad leadership, rather than all the players. To the players: Hang in there, there's a management change coming in November! --- L-E headline/story: "Suspect parks at own home, runs from police * A man stopped for a traffic violation parked at his own home Monday afternoon before running from police, reports state. * Anthony Meredith, 20, is charged with driving while his license was suspended, obstruction of an officer and possession of marijuana with the intent to distribute, police said. " -- Once again, more argument for impounding or 'booting' a vehicle in which a driver was using when getting his license suspended until the suspension is completed. --- L-E story: "A teen was robbed of his cellphone Sunday afternoon outside Springfield Crossing Apartments, Columbus police said. * The robbery happened about 5:30 p.m. outside the 3320 N. Lumpkin Road apartments. The 15-year-old boy was on the apartments’ playground when another teen approached and hit him on his right jaw, reports state. * Police say the suspect then took a $400 cell phone before leaving the scene." -- 15 year olds with $400.00 cellphone and monthly bill to match in a low income neighborhood. Of course there's no way for government programs to improve its processing of recipients. Jon Lovitz, we need you! --- L-E story: "Someone broke into Kendrick High School over the weekend, causing $400 in damage in the process, Columbus police said. * The burglary happened between noon Friday and 6:45 a.m. Monday. " -- "The burglary happened between noon Friday and 6:45 a.m. Monday. " ? -- What happened to all that video surveillance equipment the MCSD voted to have an outside company install, and where were the MCSD security forces? And how much money did the MCSD pay out for the security forces to work between Friday and Monday? --- L-E headline: "Man guilty of lobbing brick through front door of federal courthouse " -- This was an attempt for a homeless man to get back to prison and its false security of a roof and 3 squares. How is the City's 10 Year Homeless Plan going to make a dent in circumstances such as this? ---