Online headline/story: "Parcel Addressed to Napolitano Ignites in DC * In July, Napolitano launched a nationwide "see something, say something" campaign. Her recorded voice can be heard in Washington-area Metro stations, reminding commuters to report suspicious behavior." -- Of course, the Washington phone lines were in gridlock every time Pelosi, Reid and potUS Imam-a were speaking on TV.
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Online headline: "Joblessness Persists as Obama's Biggest Challenge" -- ooops, my bad. Thought Robert Gibbs make have leaked out the latest inside the White House Poll on the 2012 election potential for potUS Imam-a as Gibbs slipped out the side door.
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Online story: "A federal judge has ordered the government to turn over to a defense lawyer a list of 30,000 names allegedly tied to a massive prostitution ring. * Judge Arthur Tarnow in Detroit told prosecutors to give the list to the lawyer for a man accused of operating an international sex ring out of Miami. Tarnow ruled that the list, to be contained on a secure computer disk, cannot be copied or made public." -- Can't you see the next WikiLeaks saga? On the other hand, shouldn't the Defense lawyer have been able to get a copy from his client?
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Online headline/story: "On Passports, Mother and Father Will Soon Be 'Parent 1' and 'Parent 2' * Gay-rights supporters hailed the move toward gender neutral terminology." -- If this what God had intended, why didn't he just create us as asexual like the earthworm?
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Online story: "One of Andrew Cuomo's first acts after his inauguration as New York's governor was also one of the least-noticed, even though it could have sparked a serious controversy for the rising Democratic star -- he went to Mass and received communion.
* The problem with that, as conservative Catholic activists and some bishops see it, is that Cuomo is pro-choice and divorced, and he backs gay marriage." -- I do not think there are many conservatives who would ever want abortions to relegated to "back allies" again, but we mainly are against abortion as a form of general birth control. Can you imagine God or the Pope feeling any different?
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Online headline/story: "Now It's Dead Doves Falling From Sky in Italy * Nick Nuttall, spokesman for the Nairobi-based U.N. Environment Program, also played down apocalyptic causes but was at a loss to provide a solid explanation. * "Science is struggling to explain these things," Nuttall said. These are examples of the surprises that nature can still bring. More research is needed." -- Makes you wonder how scientist can be so certain there is no God... maybe they should do some research in a sanctuary of their choice rather than a laboratory?
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L-E headline: "Protesters calling for president’s resignation * Organizer says Klan reference clear; Gaymon says he was being ‘ghost’ " -- Mike Gaymon is the ideal person to be head of the Chamber of Commerce. His spontaneity for humor is legendary, and he is generally the 'butt' of his own humor. He often diffuses awkward moments at his own expense. If 10 people is a sign of vast support of his protestors, I imagine there are at least 11 or more people who would gather to protest my humor (most are or have been affiliated with the L-E). Mike, hang in there; don't let a few (_@_) get you down. What is perfectly clear is the lack of future vision by the 10 'protestors'; making a connection to "the Klan" like this is in itself just pure hatred.
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L-E "Thought for Today": “Contempt for happiness is usually contempt for other people’s happiness, and is an elegant disguise for hatred of the human race.” — Bertrand Russell, English philosopher and mathematician (1872-1970). -- The L-E must have run this so people could send it to the 10 protestors above.
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Online headline: "Orange Gator Discovered in Florida, But Is It a Dye Job?" -- Oops, my bad! Thought Pat Dye might be getting one last dig in as Urban Meyer sits at home watching AU whip up on some "Duck a l'Orange" for a Gator appetizer.
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Have decided on a new name for the L-E: From now until sanity returns, the L-E will stand for the "Ledg-Enquir" as long as the print version remains a 6-column (versus the traditional 8 column) version.
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L-E story: "ATHENS, Ga. — Georgia mascot Uga VIII has a more serious medical condition than first believed. " -- Hmmm, sounds a great deal like what has plagued the football team this year, too. Must have been "catching" (for UGA VIII).
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Hmmm, wonder if "StubHub" is sending out income tax forms for short term capital gains on the tickets they are buying back from early purchasers to send to late purchasers?
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A sure sign of the economy having false indicators of a recovery is that Detroit is showcasing more 'smaller cars". A real sign of recovery is when Detroit starts pushing big gas gulping vehicles.
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