The Breakfast Club - September 1, 2010

Online headline: "President Says It's 'Time to Turn the Page * 'We have met our responsibility' " -- Well, if potUS Imam-a wants to tirade cliches, then I'll cite Tonto in response, "What do you mean 'we' ?"
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Online headline: "Stalled Jobs Bill Killing Small-Business Hiring" - Wrong! Small business is waiting in expectation of a November celebration of a return to sanity.
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Online headline: "Paris Hilton Looking at Hard Time if Convicted of Cocaine Possession" -- Yeah, like what, 4 weeks of having to wash her own hair and paint her own nails?
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From the 'only in California' department: "BAKERSFIELD, Calif. (Aug. 31) -- A doctor involved in an "on-again, off-again" relationship apparently tried to force her way into her boyfriend's home by sliding down the chimney, police said Tuesday. Her decomposing body was found there three days later." -- What else can I add?
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Online story: "US car and light vehicle sales probably reached a 28-year low in August, their worst level since the same month in 1982." -- Whew! Glad this was the "Summer of Recovery". You can bet Robert Gibbs will be "spinning his wheels" trying to get potUS Imam-a out of the ditch.
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Oh! Oh! Heard a rumor the other day: Government Motors is about to offer a new car soon. It's called the O'Bummer. It's suppose to be run by 'hot air', but it will be considered 'green' only because it won't work at all.
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WTVM9 story: "The Columbus Office of Crime Prevention asked the city to approve three new programs. * The office said it wants to put nearly $70,000 towards one-year initiatives within the Juvenile Drug Court. * It proposed in home counseling, GPS monitoring, and psychological evaluations, all of which were approved in Tuesday's city work session." -- Excuse me, but how are these "Crime Prevention" issues? These are things done AFTER a crime has been committed.
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Why do we have TSA inspections at our airports if political correctness handicaps inspections? In Chicago, two Arabs changed flights at the last moment, the plane returned to the terminal to remove their luggage for inspection. The luggage had box cutters/ knives multiple cell phones strapped together, and one cell phone strapped to a bottle of Pepto Bismol , BUT TSA deemed the goods 'legal" and passed the luggage so it was returned to the flight to the Netherlands. If WASP me had done so, I'd have been put under the jail!
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Looking back at last week, it's rather unnerving to realize North Korea respects Jimmy Carter....why?
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Hurricane Earl is just a precursor to when the tsunami of elections hit Washington in November.
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L-E story: "NEW YORK — Lindsay Lohan wants your respect." -- Well. Ms Lohan, earn it!
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L-E story: " HONOLULU — A rare deep-diving whale rescued from a Maui beach earlier this month has died after spending two weeks at a dolphin and whale hospital on Hawaii’s Big Island, federal officials said Monday. " -- Excuse me? A "dolphin and whale hospital"? There's actually a "dolphin and whale hospital"? We are paying for a "dolphin and whale hospital"? How can people be so dumb as to ever vote for, much less actually elect, a DIM/DUMBorat?
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L-E headline: "Councilors claim design for city service center lacks ‘personality’ " -- "Personality"? I think it's more of a case of lacking integrity.
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L-E story: "WASHINGTON — The FBI probe of two men arrested in Amsterdam after suspicious items turned up in one of the men’s luggage is finding they were probably not on a test run for a future terror attack, a U.S. official said Tuesday. " -- DOH! Why in the world does the FBI think anyone would tape a cell phone to a bottle of Pepto Bismol, place it in his luggage, then get off the plane it's packed in if not to see the reaction of the FBI? Hurry November, we need a new director of the FBI appointed that has no connection to potUS Imam-a!
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Judy Frazer Brouillette... how embarrassing it must be to be related to her.
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It's ironically sad that Phenix City thinks its past is its future.
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