The Breakfast Club - August 31, 2010

Online headline: "Analysis: Obama 'Resigned' to Being Wartime President" -- Ooops, my bad! Whew, thought for a minute I'd woken up to POTUS Biden.
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Online headline: "Obama: GOP Holding Small Business Bill 'Hostage" -- No...the hold up it lack of potUS Iman-a's leadership to win over just a few/ even a lot, of Republican Senators by giving credibility to their concerns. Besides, potUS Imam-a spent his vacation golfing and swimming at Martha's Vineyard rather than trying to win some Republicans over.
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Speaking of such, how do DIM/DUMBorats know which buttons to push to get elected, then absolutely forget those issues the day after an election?
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Are you more incensed at Roger Clemens lying to Congress or Congress lying to us? The Senate wouldn't even convict POTus Clinton for lying to the world about Monica.
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Online headline: "Iran Calls French First Lady 'Prostitute' Over Stoning Issue" -- Sounds like somebody in Iran was already 'stoned'.
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L-E headline/story: "Director of Columbus' Aaron Cohn Regional Youth Detention Center among 15 arrested in gambling raid * Jimmie Lee Hooks III, 31, director of the Aaron Cohn Regional Youth Detention Center, was charged with gambling * Also arrested was Joseph Keith Foster, 53, who was executive director of the Community Alliance, an organization associated with the Columbus Parks and Recreation Department’s Innovative Sports Program and its Blazers sports teams." -- No wonder two of the highest crime sectors abutted the Comer Auditorium where the Blazers played!
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Looks like the Executive Director of Crime Prevention should take over the hiring department for the city.
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potUS Imam'a is proud of sending 30 National Guard soldiers to Arizona; why, so they can be moving targets for the huge drug gangs that move through there? Heck, I bet potUS Imam-a's wife had more that 30 Secret Service agents surrounding her when she went biking on Martha's Vineyard.
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Welcome back, welcome home Northern LL. Wow, a youth program that made Columbus proud.
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Don't get me wrong, everyone's life is important, but why does the L-E run a story on a 20 year old killed while riding his motorcycle, and happens to like snakes, but ignore the passing of community leaders like John Holder who had a tremendous record of community service?
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L-E story: "SEATTLE — Parents pulled their children out of class and protested outside a Washington state school Monday, the day a teacher convicted of inappropriately touching female students was scheduled to return to work." -- Liberals!!! At least in GA, sex offenders cannot get within 1000 feet of schools and playgrounds.
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L-E headline: "U.S. grapples with bedbugs, misuse of pesticides " -- But not for long! We get to vote'm out in 2 months!
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From a fellow BCer: "This economy is SO BAD that when I went to Walmart to buy a toaster, my FREE GIFT WAS A BANK! "
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Online headline: "U.S. Drivers Get a Big Break at the Gas Pump" -- Ooops, my bad! Figured some entrepreneur had figured a way to direct DIM/DUMBorat 'methane gas' into our cars,
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L-E headline: "Big Brother 12 Episode 23: Who did Head of Household Lane Elenburg nominate for eviction? _- Ooops, my bad! Thought potUS Imam'a's Housing Tsar had chosen between Pelosi and Biden.
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What does having one's birth certificate plastered on one's forehead have to do with whether you are a Christian, Muslim or other? Somebody should tell potUS Imam-a that one's actions of servitude determine the facts.
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Looks like Iraq is going to learn what our big cities have learned when their NBA team has won a championship; you're going to get looted when the US Army is not guarding your streets.
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The Taliban is now claiming it wants the Hamas-que at Ground Zero to fail so it becomes a recruiting tool. Last time I heard such a vacant plea was when Br'er Rabbit was trying to get Br'er Bear & Br'er Fox to do anything - cook him, skin him, eat him - anything, but please don't fling him into that Briar Patch.
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L-E story: "NEW YORK — Levi Johnston chose one of his favorite television venues, CBS’ “The Early Show,” to declare on Friday that he lied when he previously said he had lied about Sarah Palin." -- Johnson's version of the truth is he lied about lying? Levi Johnston has just proven he's qualified to become a DIM/DUMBorat candidate for a potUS Imam-a cabinet post or Press Agent.
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L-E's "QUOTABLE": “Facts and truth really don’t have much to do with each other.” William Faulkner American author (1897-1962)" -- What a reminder as potUS Imam-a asks that we digest the facts about his religious beliefs.
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L-E story: "WARSAW, Poland — Solidarity founder Lech Walesa shunned several of the movement’s 30th anniversary sessions Monday, saying he is tired and disillusioned with the Polish trade union’s current state. * The 66-year-old Walesa, who was Poland’s president from 1990-95, said he is unhappy with Poland’s politics and economy today and with Solidarity itself, because the trade union is getting too involved in daily politics." -- Now here is a man, a hero, that potUS Imam-a should hire as an advisor.
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L-E headline: " New athletic director says UGA must find way to stop player arrests " -- Well, it starts at recruiting, and after that a 10:30 curfew/lockdown helps.
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L-E headline: "Louisiana-Lafayette will get $875,000 for playing at Athens " -- Why don't they just cancel a game no one cares about and save the $875K for student education, AND eliminate an opportunity for a career ending injury?
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L-E story: WASHINGTON — Americans are spending a little more this summer, but hardly enough to rejuvenate the weakening economy. " -- It's the INFLATION, stupid!
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