Online headline: "Clown Dies During Thanksgiving Parade" -- Ooops. my bad. Rumors of Mayor Bloomberg's death were exaggerated.

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Online headline/story: "Schools Failing To Support Pregnant Teens, Study Says * MIAMI -- When 15-year-old Kali Gonzalez became pregnant, the honors student considered transferring to an alternative school. She worried teachers would harass her for missing class because of doctor's appointments and morning sickness. * A guidance counselor urged Gonzalez not to, saying that could lower her standards." -- "Lower her standards"? There are no longer standards in public schools.

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DUMBERat spinmeisters are out denying illegal aliens awaiting deportation action are eligible for government programs such as food stamps, housing and med care. Remember potUS Oblunder's Auntie Zeituni? She's still illegally here, and she's still on the public dole of public housing, food, and med care, AND free legal services.

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A DUMBERat spinmeister is out claiming strong unions are good for the economy because they put more money in their member pockets to spend in their communities. Huh? Does the guy even know about the now 18,000 displaced Hostess Twinkies workers, or know how bad the local Detroit economy is in spite of an average $78.00 per hour the car makers pay?

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Justice has a way of appearing in unexpected ways, especially if you are a Pennsylvania college professor who encouraged students to vote for potUS Obluster because of HELL-thSCARE. Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Community College Of Allegheny County has decided to limit some of its professors to 25 hours a week which puts them on a part time status which eliminates the college from having to provide them healthcare.

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Catastrophic union labor defeats; college professors having hours cut to save on HELL-thSCARE costs; seems to me, there's a tsunami of buyer's regret for potUS Obluster's Marxist makeover for AmeriKa.

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Military body armor has been recalled as defective. The company says it has a repair solution. I have a suggestion on retesting the body armor in the future. Board members and top executives must wear the armor for future testing before Amy piece is issued to our military or police forced.

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After the last election. Denver confirmed its claim of bring the "Mile High City".
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I heard a newscast promote celebrities as "Hollywood's brightest stars". "Hollywood's brightest stars"? Definitely the top oxymoronic analogy of the decade.

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Media reports citizens in Cairo are rebelling over Mohammed Morsi declaring himself "above the law". We are in more trouble than we think. potUS Obluster did the same but our mainstream media saw to it he got re-elected.

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Washington state and Colorado voters passed laws allowing marijuana for recreational use. Doh!

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From L-E story: "I think we would be in a complete violation of the people's trust if we did not fulfill what we promised them that they voted for. ..As long as the receipts will cover the items articulated, you have to fund those first. I don't think we have a choice legally." Cathy Williams, school board chairwoman" -- The 'complete violation of the people's trust'? The MCSD lost that when it proposed $50 million more in projects than it knew SPLOST receipts would cover! All those phantom project wishes were added into the proposal simply to buy individual district representatives and voters support. These false projections of revenue border on, if not define, bribery.

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From the L-E's publishing of Columbus Council's agenda: "(12) A Resolution authorizing a Special Exception to allow existing buildings located at 3604 Macon Road that are greater than 5,000 square feet under roof and are located in a NC (neighborhood commercial) zoning district. The Planning Advisory Commission and the Planning Department recommend approval. " -- This is quote-unquote wording. Can anyone tell me what exactly is the "Special Exception" the Planning Advisory Commission and the Planning Department are recommending Council approve?

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The marketing department for the ACC must really feel like resigning today. Yesterday Ga Tech lost to UGA, and Florida State lost to the Gators, and the ACC marketing team has one week to convince advertisers that record numbers of TV fans will be watching the 6-6 Yellow Jackets play the Seminoles after both teams lost to their instate rivals from the SEC.

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L-E story: "Hundreds of gay rights activists marched through New Delhi on Sunday to demand that they be allowed to lead lives of dignity in India's deeply conservative society." -- A good start would be to "be dignified" in the way they k]live their lives. Raucous "gay pride" exhibitionist-oriented parades do not send a 'dignified' message.