L-E subheadline: "Obama salutes Egypt change, says tough days ahead " -- Salutes? Well, at least potUS Imam-a didn't bow down again.
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L-E story: "LOS ANGELES — After seven years in the California governor’s mansion, Arnold Schwarzenegger is returning to his old day job: acting. " -- He's been on a 7 year hiatus from acting?
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Bowling will never be as rewarding as golf. It boils down to self-esteem. In golf, it's an honor, a true feat of accomplishment, to score one's age.
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L-E headline: "As Mubarak leaves, Egypt erupts in celebration" -- Now this is a universal headline. Replace Mubarak's name with potUS Imam-a, and Egypt with "the US", and the headline is 100%v recyclable.
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On page A9 of the L-E is a photo showing 100's of irate Pakistanis calling for the 'hanging' of US Embassy worker. Why is the sign in English? Do you think anyone behind the sign actually knows what the sign reads?
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Bill O'Reilly writes: "The problem is problems. Sometimes they are so overwhelming that people, even presidents, simply cannot solve them. Even if they believe they can." -- That's actually not the problem...the problem is that some politicians get elected on their promise to solve the problem, and never had a clue on how to actually do it.
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From the 'only in California" department - L-E story: " SAN FRANCISCO — By the time today’s teenagers were old enough to read, new drugs were available that meant HIV was no longer a death sentence. * But with infections among youth and young adults in the U.S. still rising, one senior at The Urban School of San Francisco decided his peers needed more than just another classroom lesson. * Nearly all 75 members of the senior class got tested for HIV in the school gym Friday." -- Hmmm, were nearly all 75 members of the Sr Class sexually active, or was it a case of 75 Srs simply not wanting to be publicly embarrassed admitting they aren't?
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