Online headline/story: "Piece by Piece, Obama Undoing President Bill Clinton's Actions * DADT and DOMA "happened on his watch but they were not what he wanted," said Richard Socarides, president of the advocacy group Equality Matters and a former Clinton White House adviser on gay rights. "Clinton's record is what it is. He did some great things on gay rights and did these things that's taken a long time to get out from under." -- "happened on his watch but they were not what he wanted"? Clinton, as well as Carter and Emporer Imam-a have happened (what a good time to revive late Mayor Jernigan's "favorite" bumpersticker, Sh*t Happens) 'on my watch', and none of them were what I wanted.
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Online headline/story: "Ben & Jerry's 'Natural' Claims Still an Issue * So is this politically correct ice cream "all-natural"? The phrase has no official meaning, but as the Center for Science in the Public Interest (CSPI) reported last summer, "At least 48 out of 53 flavors of Ben & Jerry's 'All Natural' ice cream and frozen yogurt contain alkalized cocoa, corn syrup, partially hydrogenated soybean oil or other ingredients that either don't exist in nature or that have been chemically modified." -- No wonder Ben & Jerry's was the choice amongst the liberals; it's a classic DUMB&DUMBERat campaign based on saying what ever you want without having any proof that what you say is factual.
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WTVM9 report: " COLUMBUS, GA (WTVM) This time last year Chris Johnson wouldn't have been able to hear the sounds the wind chime on his front porch because of disruptive neighbors. Now he says things are a lot quieter in Bibb City." -- We know it's not because of Mayor Obamalinson, she just took office, but I do recall that the two highest crime districts in Columbus were the one featuring Comer Auditorium and an abutting district. Hmmmm, wonder if the "Clandestine Baketball League", headquartered out of Comer, being shut down has also shut down other crimes?
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L-E headline: "Whitewater project to benefit Bibb City, Tomlinson says" -- I know she's new on the job, and "not from around here", but will someone tell Mayor Obamalinson that officially, this is no Bibb City anymore.
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WTVM9 headline: "Auburn, Alabama to plant symbolic trees" -- Why not just plant a couple of rolls of toilet paper made from the chips of the 2 trees at Toomer's Corner? This is political correctness symbolism to a fault. Or why not just bury Harvey Updike at the foot of one of those trees to see if he might be a poison antidote?
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L-E headline: "CSU gets Uptown Columbus leadership award * University honored for investment in properties in area" -- Unfortunately for Columbus, every CSU "investment" takes taxpaying property off the local tax digest, but adds more responsibility for our Police and Fire Departments. It's a "Catch 22".
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