OK, what's right with this picture? Proponents for gay marriages express their reverence for marriage... Pass this along to every adoption agency and family court judge you know of in case these to ever want to have children.

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Online headline: "North Dakota Abortion Ban Signed By Governor Jack Dalrymple " -- I need to revise my attributions... Stupid, STUPID Republicans to Stupid, STPUID Republican MEN! Outlawing abortions after 6 weeks just adds fuel to the fire that will set back Republicans for the next few election terms. Forcing those who are inclined to consider abortion to decide before 6 weeks pass is tantamount to guaranteeing an increase in abortions as women will be forced to decide before the full reality of motherhood grasps them. How can Republican MEN expect support of women on an issue so personal.

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From the "who is this guy" department:

 

Gotcha.... it's 54 year old Madonna without make-up. Don't she make our natural women look wonderful.

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Speaking of weirdo celebs.. "The Boob" is back in the news... seems his neighbor has accuse him of 'battery'. EWe know that's about impossible because the closest 'The Boob" could be to "battery" would be him being the chip on Jim Conrad's shoulder from 1970 ads. (Some of you might have to ask someone older about this)

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"Oympus Has Fallen"... "White House Down"... Guess Hollywood remembers how well the public cheered when the White House was blown up during Clinton's occupation, and now is just doubling the message to Judas 00-bama.

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Online headline: "Nelson Mandela Made Honorary Paris Citizen, Hugo Chavez Snubbed" -- Hmmm, poor dead Chavez... guess Chicago, New York, Miami, Atlanta, LA and other DUMBERat cities will make up for that by registering Chavez to vote.

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From the "it could be here, too" department - Billboard:

 

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Online headline: "LGBT Allies Prepare For Gay NFL Player To Come Out" -- One can only hope the guy isn't a wide receiver, tight end, or slot back or we will never hear the end of late night talk show jokes.

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Online story: "MIAMI BEACH, Fla.—New York Giants defensive tackle Shaun Rogers had a pair of diamond earrings and gold jewelry stolen from his Miami Beach hotel room. * Miami Beach police are looking for a woman accused of taking over $400,000 worth of jewelry from a safe inside Rogers' room at the Fontainebleau Hotel." -- If this had happened in Georgia, Rogers would have been arrested for 'hunting over a baited field". As it is, scrap gold weight of $400K worth of gold at market value would be about 297 pounds. Rogers may have been over charged a bit for his jewelry. Hope the insurance company doesn't get conned.

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Jim Carey ... whatta liberal wimp. It takes a gutless wonder to attack a dead Ron Reagan, when he could have had Clint Eastwood face-to-face. Guess Carey had seen what Eastwood had done to an empty chair and decided on going after the dead guy.

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Online story: "Al Sharpton has been an out spoken critic of 2nd Amendment advocates on numerous occasions, so when he began his show knocking the NRA and Karl Rove no one was surprised. However, when they went to a break the ad that played might have caught some off guard. The ad was an advertisement for a gun company called "Henry Repeating Rifles", and their advertisement emphasizes "big, brutal,and beautiful" guns." -- Guess these are liberal or transgendered guns, so they are OK in Sharpton's book.

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On top of the nearly $600K bill for Biden's one-night-stand in Paris, we now learn his limo bill for that one-night-stand was $300 ,000.00. We already know the bill for Air Farce 1-b will be astronomic, so why doesn't the VP just sleep on Air Farce 1-b and eliminate hotel & limo bills?

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Because they don't have a "double jeopardy" law , Italy has overturned Amanda Knox's acquittal, and wants her to return voluntarily for a retrial. Yeah, right. Of course, Italy may file for the US to extradite her to Italy for retrial. Of course, the DOJ should blow them off, but maybe the DOJ could ship them Casey Anthony for retrial instead.

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Hey, not only should we send Casey Anthony to Italy for a retrial, how about sending OJ there, too!

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Detroit, home of the largest union and Muslim population groupings, home of 400 liquor stores and zero grocery chains, has been put under state control of its $14 Billion dollar debt. Putting a state agency over a city debt is as we are apt to say, is akin to hiring another fox to guard the hen house.

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Can you even imagine a city (well, one not in California) being allowed to run up $14BILLION in debt? Who would do business with Detroit with not being paid in advance?

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Jay Leno may have discovered a way to get DUMBERats to bend on excessive spending. "Sequester" the DUMBERat Senators & Representatives on a plane sitting on the runway waiting for the control tower to give them permission to depart the plane.

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Peeps.... those wonderful yellow marshmallow chicks, are celebrating their 60th anniversary this year. While I cannot swear to it under oath, well, would not in a court of law, I've probably eaten some every year of their existence. I do wish they'd eliminate all the colors and specialty flavors. In my book, only the yellow chicks are truly "Peeps".

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Now airlines are floating a balloon to charge ticket prices based on weight. Well, they better rig the scale to match what women put on their drivers' license or all hell will break loose at the ticket counters that TSA will not be able handle.

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A Fox & Friends segment yesterday morning was highlighting companies that are hiring right now. One that caught my attention was for Pizza Hut. Pizza Hut I'd hiring General Managers starting at $35K annually. For a 40 hour per week job, that comes out to about $17.50 per hour. Now we step back a week in time and think about Queen Pelosi telling us that she thinks the basic entry level jobs should have a $22.00 per hour minimum wage. You know, new Pizza Hut managers will probably agree with her.

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L-E headline: "WAITING FOR COMPENSATION * Ga. lawmakers to vote on awarding Lathan Word $400K for the 11 years he spent in jail on a wrongful conviction" -- Well, the state of Georgia should sue the public defenders in charge of the defense for reimbursement.

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From the L-E's "Today in History" feature: "In 1968, Soviet cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin, the first man to orbit the Earth, died in a plane crash. " -- You know, I do not remember this, but it probably happened during a Russian program of teaching monkeys to drive.

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L-E headline: "First woman to head Secret Service * Obama picks Julia A. Pierson, who has more than 30 years of experience in the agency " -- Hmmm, guess now all the leaks will come from gossip shows like CNN or Entertainment Tonight.

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L-E story: "SEOUL, South Korea — North Korea’s military warned Tuesday that its artillery and rocket forces are at their highest-level combat posture in the latest in a string of bellicose threats aimed at South Korea and the United States. " -- Hmmm, why does the joke about the flea climbing up an elephants leg keep running through mu mind?

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L-E headline/story: "COLUMBUS COUNCIL | Contract amended to pay for repairs for whitewater course * RIVERWALK REPAIRS COSTING CITY $100K * The damage to the RiverWalk has been the result of nearly two decades of normal wear and tear," -- Not to mention the damages caused by Whitewater construction. Dynamite blasts, river re-routings, flow alterations.... yeah natural wear and tear.

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