From the "kiss-of-death" department - Online headline: "Bob Dole endorses 2016 hopeful" -- Whew... it wasn't Trump.. tough luck Marco.

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Online headline: "ISIS is losing its most crucial recruiting tool" -- Oooops, my bad.. thought it would be NERO-bamageddon will be leaving within the year, and the next president WILL cross those red lines he drew in the sand.

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From the "just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water" department - HuffPOOPOO headline: "Iranian Media Outlets Add To Bounty On Author Salman Rushdie" --  Hmmm... just a subtle reminder for Rushdie to remember why he's paranoid.

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These deep space probes.. wonder if anyone has thought about whatever is sent out will be obsolete before it gets to where  it's going?

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Good grief.. First there should be forensic audit on all garbage related costs versus revenues assigned from the budget plus the fees added to our water bills. Next, there should be an audit of the savings aspect Mayor TomLYINGson stated would happen when pick-ups were halved, and third, there should be an audit on the fuel usage/savings since fuel has plummeted in costs the past 8 months, and last, but not least, there should be an audit of why it's now taking four days of garbage runs to make once a week pick ups when 4 days was enough to pick garbage up twice before this.


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L-E headline: "City may conduct special audit of aging garbage truck fleet" -- Good grief.. First there should be forensic audit on all garbage related costs versus revenues assigned from the budget plus the fees added to our water bills. Next, there should be an audit of the savings aspect Mayor TomLYINGson stated would happen when pick-ups were halved, and third, there should be an audit on the fuel usage/savings since fuel has plummeted in costs the past 8 months, and last, but not least, there should be an audit of why it's now taking four days of garbage runs to make once a week pick ups when 4 days was enough to pick garbage up twice before this.

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Good grief...the liberal analysts are stumbling all over themselves trying to spin the small Nevada turnout. The truth simply that Hillary has lost her base, and Reid cannot produce the numbers in his own state.

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Brown University students are protesting that having to do homework stresses them out because it takes time away from their social activism. Maybe parents should yank them out of school and save what's left of their retirement account.

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Apple needs to step up to the plate and help the FBI against terrorism. Apple has pretty much admitted it has the capabilities already, and refusing to help basically looks like a marketing ploy to encourage terrorists to use more iPhones.. Hmm.. you know there is a solution to make Apple rethink about whether or not it wants to be patriotic.. the feds could have TSA confiscate all iPhones at flight check ins based on the possibility that they are being used to transfer terrorist messages.

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Finally..the Republican politicos are rethinking Trump.. Both McCarthy and Priebus are saying they will fully support whomever wins the nomination because the Republicans' majorities in Congress cannot change things for the better unless they can work with the White House. Doh! Then let's see the RNC start guiding Republican congressional/senate candidates to start talking like Trump.

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Nicorette Minis...how would popping a nicotine"lozenge" help you quit smoking? All.it does is keep feeding your nicotine addiction and making it harder to "man up" and beat that addiction. I mean, what do you do if you run out of Nicorette lozenges...bum a cigarette while you go to the store at 3:00 AM to buy some more?

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We're halfway home.. the GA Senate passed a bill giving pastors the right to not perform same sex marriages, and the the First Amendment Defense Act which protects the constitutional rights of individuals and faith-based organizations without taking away from same-sex couples or members of the LGBT community. Per Sen. Greg Kirk, R-Americus, "It is a live and let live bill." In short, it allows and protects all points of view but keeps any group from forcing it's point of view on another group..

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LIV's L-E "soundoff": " I am one of the ignorant masses. I feel that the political candidates fall into one of three categories: worst, worser and worstest." -- Hmmm looks more like this person is a victim of a public Common CRAP curriculum education.. I'm beginning to see why public education is no longer teaching kids cursive writing.. looks like they will only be able to sign their names by printing a "x" on the line.

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From the L-E's "Today in history" feature: " Five years ago, in a major policy reversal, the Obama administration said it would no longer defend the constitutionality of the Defense of Marriage Act, a federal law banning recognition of same-sex marriage."  - Excuse me, but what Constitutional Amendment gives NERO-bamageddon... any president for that matter, the power to usurp the Constitution?

 

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NERO-bamageddon is living another lie this week.. he's going to Cuba.. it wasn't that long ago that he promised he would not go there until there were appreciable improvements in individual Cubans' freedoms initiated.

 

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From the "we're doomed" department - L-E story: "ALBANY, N.Y. — The mayor (now 28) eof Ithaca wants his city in upstate New York to host the nation’s first supervised injection facility, enabling heroin users to shoot illegal drugs into their bodies under the care of a nurse without getting arrested by police."  -- I think the mayor needs to be the first injectee, and the syringe be loaded with an overdose quantity.  Once this happens, the whole idea can be scrapped and the mayor can be the "poster child" for doing so. Do you think the mayor even considered the liability law-abiding citizens would face? Hmmm, do you think the mayor is even old enough to care about law-abiding citizens' concerns?